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Whatever, I’m not an opener.

For the life of me, I cannot start any sort of conversation with an unmarried woman. Ever. When I do try my hand at it, I usually end up coming off like an asshole because the only people that get my sarcastic sense of...
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I'm going as @Tripodski for halloween. Now let the cyberstalking begin so I can figure out what that will entail....

They are also two great reasons to relocate to Australia.