Well we're back in the States. Its wierd being back. I actually miss Korea.
We got into our new house. Its way too big but the kitchen, bonus room and deck are awesome. The neighborhood is kinda screwy though. Its one of those wanna be high class places. We even have a community "mayor" who stopped by to greet us and provide a phone roster for the whole neighborhood. She gave us these cheesey stickers for our cars to identify us as residents. Our neighbor on one sides is a super soccer mom. She pointed out to us no less than 3 times that she was a preschool teacher for 15 years and that her kids are the smartest in the world. Whatever. My kid is fuckin brilliant. Oh, the neighbor also said "You'll love it here- its always quiet." Bitch, we managed to get the cops called on us in SEOUL FUCKIN KOREA! You know how hard that is? You're gonna love us!
Now its back to work and hopefully back to Iraq soon.
Sure would be nice to have some adult conversations here. All my old friends are gone and everyone is slow to talk to the new guys. I love my daughter and I appreciate Elmo but I could shoot that little red bastard right now! If anybody actually reads these things and you're nearby, please open up a line and lets hang out. Our little girl comes first but when she goes to bed around 8:30, we love to hang out.
We got into our new house. Its way too big but the kitchen, bonus room and deck are awesome. The neighborhood is kinda screwy though. Its one of those wanna be high class places. We even have a community "mayor" who stopped by to greet us and provide a phone roster for the whole neighborhood. She gave us these cheesey stickers for our cars to identify us as residents. Our neighbor on one sides is a super soccer mom. She pointed out to us no less than 3 times that she was a preschool teacher for 15 years and that her kids are the smartest in the world. Whatever. My kid is fuckin brilliant. Oh, the neighbor also said "You'll love it here- its always quiet." Bitch, we managed to get the cops called on us in SEOUL FUCKIN KOREA! You know how hard that is? You're gonna love us!
Now its back to work and hopefully back to Iraq soon.
Sure would be nice to have some adult conversations here. All my old friends are gone and everyone is slow to talk to the new guys. I love my daughter and I appreciate Elmo but I could shoot that little red bastard right now! If anybody actually reads these things and you're nearby, please open up a line and lets hang out. Our little girl comes first but when she goes to bed around 8:30, we love to hang out.
If you live in a development that has resident stickers, I really feel sorry for them.
I am thinking the Low Rider with the 1 3/4" drags for my first pass through the neighborhood!!!