carnelian

My name is Tiffany Aili Faye Rainwater.

I hate my land lord.

I quit my job. I randomly work for a crazy old Russian lady in exchange for a few vintage items.

Striker's birthday was today.

Plumbers are creepy.

I am working on a series of children's books.

I killed my ex-iphone and LOVED every second of it!!

My new favorite color for my toe nails is black.

I pierced my neck again. This time its permanent. I would have to get it surgically removed if I ever decided I hate it.

I love Pavement. I hate the streets.

I am in love with scarves!

My eyes are mostly blue.

I am still a vegetarian.

I am in a way, a closet homosexual.

I pick my nose because it's nearly orgasmic.

I am learning to play piano and speak Arabic.

Today we will be having a birthday party for Striker. She is 3 years old yesterday. Yogi's birthday is Nov 14. she will be 2.

I have a pair of shoes that need to be broken in.

I like anal sex like once or twice about every 3-5 months. especially when having a heavy period.

I LOVE the color green!!

the plumber FUCKED my bathroom today. I dont even want to go in there...at all ever again in my life. I just dont know if I can handle such a change to my poor beloved bathroom.

I love my furniture. I am reading Lolita right now. it is pretty good.

I have gained quite the collection of sombreros.

I had a crush on Sandra a while back. After making out with her and touching her boobs n vagina while Patrick fucked me, she told me she doesnt even like girls....so i was sad.

I dont know why i cant find a good girl for me....maybe I am doomed

Coke has been in my house a LOT!! i dont want to drink it anymore but I think Im already addicted. So now I just want to sniff it...you know? But I dont have any money...so I should wait until like I have a couple extra hundred dollars and just go all out for a couple nights to cure my cravings.

I wish I could eat my own vagina out.

But I still have no friends...