carnalascetic

Ok. Who else finds the Charmin tp bears creepy? Something about the children bears doing the "I need to take a shit" dance disturbs me. It could also be how knowledgeable about and insistent upon the usage of Charmin poo tickets the parent bears are. Disgustingly cutesy bears frolicking blissfully about in the woods lofting rolls of sqeezably soft toilet paper in the air is an image nobody should have ever seen.

I only bring this up because part of my duties at my (steady) job is the Paper Wall I face all the toilet paper and the paper towels and make 'em look purty. Every single night I'm there I'm staring at those friggin' bears; those bears what which dance around to a song which declares "Less is More." Arrrgghghhh!!!! No more bears!!!