Ahhh....god bless drunken journaling.  Why is it that when I get really drunk I get the urge to let everyone know exactly how retarded I am?  Anyone else have this problem?  Drunken phone calls, drunken text messaging, and when that fails, I hop on the internet to blab randomly to people that I don't know.  That's the way to win friends, oh yeah.  But does that mean I'm gonna stop drinking?  Hell no.  So, stay alert, becuz the next time I get drunk, you could be my victim of the night.  No one is safe!
_________CARDCHEAT____________
Everything in life, you've got to earn
There's no free rides, you've got to learn
Everything's a gamble, so roll the dice
You've got no one to blame, if you fuck up your life
    
  _________CARDCHEAT____________
Everything in life, you've got to earn
There's no free rides, you've got to learn
Everything's a gamble, so roll the dice
You've got no one to blame, if you fuck up your life
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i have made a few phone calls when i was stoned.
man, i had no idea what was going on. it was horrible