I love this SO MUCH.
Oh mousse-and-chocolate-sauce-filled dark chocolate, why must you tempt me so 

coffeelove:
chocolate-sauced-filled dark chocolate.. is that a euphemism? 

Jeeeeeesuuuuuuuuusssss. I just tried epilating my poor, poor legs for the first time. The better to wear my new short skirts, you see. With a pretty white epilator with butterflies and flowers on it and stuff! Those butterflies are THE DEVIL.
a) my legs remain fuzzy bears
b) i exercise the DEVIL MACHINE for approximately 2 centimetres of leg every day
c) i'm already getting...
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a) my legs remain fuzzy bears
b) i exercise the DEVIL MACHINE for approximately 2 centimetres of leg every day
c) i'm already getting...
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coffeelove:
Wut? No steamy sex?
But okay, wishlisted for my next pay check!
But okay, wishlisted for my next pay check!
coffeelove:
Remember you said you'd send me the TWILLIGHT SAGA!! ?
Well, where is it?! I WANT SOME VAMPIRE LUVIN'!
Well, where is it?! I WANT SOME VAMPIRE LUVIN'!
Please come shout that in front of him and his kids. And we can throw eggs at his house. And release my soon to be bought rottweiler, Fluffy.