When I created an account on Wikipedia, it allows you to test edit a random page. This is what it took me to. . .
This is NOT my writing, so stay away from my bum.
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To many people, the Sexual act of Tromoboning is very much an "untapped source" Some of you may have read about it in certain literal masterpieces, such as "Razzle", "Men Only" or "Sexual Instrumentals"
These Pornographic Magazines - or Grot Rags - will have you believe that Tromboning is a bit of a nerve wracking experience, possibly even a Faux pas in the world of weird sex acts.
Don't believe these jaded views. These are the views of people who quite frankly haven't enjoyed the arousing sensation of a young woman jerking on the old hampton, whilst checking your ricker for fall out.
For those of you that are new to Tromboning, Please, allow me to enlighten you.......
You and your lovely lady (or somebody elses young lady for that matter) return home after a night on the tiles. You're both a little tipsy and the last thing she's got on her mind is a cup of Horlicks and an early night. That's right my friend she's in that Tromboning sort of mood.
So what next?
Good question, tell your girl to drop to her knees like the old days, and whip out your johnson.
Now, while she's going to town on mini-me, it's a good time to give your 'arris a quick once over. So reach round there discreet like and check if there's any "hangers on" from the days exploits!
If it's clean as a whistle, then now's the time.....Turn around slowly, bend over and offer up the starfish.
Cheese... I like cheese
She'll soon catch on and start giving you the best clean up south side you've ever experienced.
As she's orbiting the tongue rocket around Uranus, take one of her hands and delicately, slowly place it on your old chap.
Before she's even realised she's been ten seconds in to a Tromboning session and she's loving it.
If you're still a little confused please see the following Artists Impression. This should clear up any misunderstandings.
(the guy did not upload a picture or it was already deleted. I grabbed this cute P.D.Q. Bach pic from Google which is not really related)
Happy Tromboning guys, What a future.
This is NOT my writing, so stay away from my bum.
----wikipedia---
To many people, the Sexual act of Tromoboning is very much an "untapped source" Some of you may have read about it in certain literal masterpieces, such as "Razzle", "Men Only" or "Sexual Instrumentals"
These Pornographic Magazines - or Grot Rags - will have you believe that Tromboning is a bit of a nerve wracking experience, possibly even a Faux pas in the world of weird sex acts.
Don't believe these jaded views. These are the views of people who quite frankly haven't enjoyed the arousing sensation of a young woman jerking on the old hampton, whilst checking your ricker for fall out.
For those of you that are new to Tromboning, Please, allow me to enlighten you.......
You and your lovely lady (or somebody elses young lady for that matter) return home after a night on the tiles. You're both a little tipsy and the last thing she's got on her mind is a cup of Horlicks and an early night. That's right my friend she's in that Tromboning sort of mood.
So what next?
Good question, tell your girl to drop to her knees like the old days, and whip out your johnson.
Now, while she's going to town on mini-me, it's a good time to give your 'arris a quick once over. So reach round there discreet like and check if there's any "hangers on" from the days exploits!
If it's clean as a whistle, then now's the time.....Turn around slowly, bend over and offer up the starfish.
Cheese... I like cheese
She'll soon catch on and start giving you the best clean up south side you've ever experienced.
As she's orbiting the tongue rocket around Uranus, take one of her hands and delicately, slowly place it on your old chap.
Before she's even realised she's been ten seconds in to a Tromboning session and she's loving it.
If you're still a little confused please see the following Artists Impression. This should clear up any misunderstandings.
(the guy did not upload a picture or it was already deleted. I grabbed this cute P.D.Q. Bach pic from Google which is not really related)
Happy Tromboning guys, What a future.
marcybeth:
oh my.