How to Decifer "Girl Speak"
FiNE this is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut youu up. never use fine to describe how a woman looks. this will cause youu to have one of those arguments.
FiVE MiNUTESz this is half an hour. it is equivalent to the five minutes that your basketball game is going to last before youu do whatever it is she wants youu to do.
N0THiNG this means something. be on your toes. nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she has for wanting to rip your face off. nothing usually signifies an argument that will last five minutes & end with the word fine
G0 AHEAD (RAiSED EYEBR0W) translation: I dare youu. this will result in her getting mad over nothing & will end up with the word fine.
G0 AHEAD (N0RMAL EYEBR0WS) Translation: "I give up" or "Do what you want, I don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes when she cools off.
L0UD SiGH This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a moron at the moment and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing with you over nothing.
S0FT SiGH (Again, not a word, but you know...) She is content. Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and she will stay content.
O0H This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says oh before any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest exit.
THAT`S O0K This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That's okay means that she wants to think long and hard before repaying you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do not want to be there when that happens.
PLEASE D0 This is not a statement, it's an offer. She's giving you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame-ass excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is you've done. You have a fair change to tell the truth here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's okay."
THANKSz She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just say, "You're welcome."
THANKSz A L0T This longer phrase is not to be confused with thanks. She'll say "thanks a lot" when she's actually seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will generally be followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will say, "Nothing," and raise her eyebrows.
50 Things Girls Want Guys to Know
1. Know how to make her smile when she's down
2. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves.
4. Girls love it when a guy she likes come up behind her, put his arms around her, squeezes her tightly against his chest, and whisper softly in her ear.
5. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind.
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually doesn't know how to react to them.
7. A simple hi can brighten a girl's day.
8. Keep in mind to be happy in front of her. Shell think you're not having fun.
9. Try to make her laugh; it will come in handy when you don't have anything to talk about.
10. Girls like it when you play with their hair.
11. Call for no reason.
12. Be patient when she takes forever to get ready.
13. Dance with her even if you feel stupid.
14. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her.
15. Being too serious can turn a girl off
16. Dont try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
17. Plan romantic date full of cheesy things; a girl loves to feel special.
18. Always give her a peck on the cheek when you depart from each other, even when friends are watching.
19.trust each other. If you don't, just end it right now before trouble starts.
20. Take her everywhere you go with your friends. If she can't come, say you will miss her. Dont invite anyone else.
21. Keep your promises; a girl remembers everything the guy she loves tells her.
22. Keep a calendar. Remember her birthday and your anniversary.
23. If you love her, tell her once in a while.
24. Let her fall asleep on you.
25. Dont let your friends talk to her too much. Theyll steal her away from you.
26. When you ask a girl what's wrong she'll never tell you the whole thing, maybe nothing at all.
27. Hugs are the best medicine.
28. Girls hate it when a guy leaves her to do something, but she will understand because she loves you.
29. Tell her she looks great even if she doesn't.
30. Hearing the words I love you is a great reassurance to a girl, that she is beautiful.
31. Smile a lot.
32. Buy her something once in a while.
33. Make a big deal when you get to see her, even if you're embarrassed.
34. Always ring the doorbell.
35. Kisses on the neck make a girl tingle.
36. Leave her little messages that she can read later when you're not around.
37. Hold her during a movie.
38. Appreciate her.
39. When she falls asleep and her hair is in her face, tuck it behind her ear for her.
40. When girls go to the restroom together, they're gossiping about you.
41. Be first and last to wish her a happy birthday.
42. Never tell a girl she's useless in any way.
43. When you play games, always let her win.
44. Its ok to give her a peck on the cheek or the forehead when she's sleeping.
45. When a girl goes out of her way to see you, make it worth it.
46. Love means devotion, caring, and happiness to a girl, in that order.
47. Stick up for her but still be respectful of her independence.
48. Be playful.
49. Tell the truth. Dont try to impress her; she loves you for you.
50. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.
FiNE this is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut youu up. never use fine to describe how a woman looks. this will cause youu to have one of those arguments.
FiVE MiNUTESz this is half an hour. it is equivalent to the five minutes that your basketball game is going to last before youu do whatever it is she wants youu to do.
N0THiNG this means something. be on your toes. nothing is usually used to describe the feeling she has for wanting to rip your face off. nothing usually signifies an argument that will last five minutes & end with the word fine
G0 AHEAD (RAiSED EYEBR0W) translation: I dare youu. this will result in her getting mad over nothing & will end up with the word fine.
G0 AHEAD (N0RMAL EYEBR0WS) Translation: "I give up" or "Do what you want, I don't care." You will get a go ahead with raised eyebrows in just a few minutes, followed by nothing and fine. She will talk to you in about five minutes when she cools off.
L0UD SiGH This is not actually a word, but it is still a verbal statement misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are a moron at the moment and wonders why she's wasting her time arguing with you over nothing.
S0FT SiGH (Again, not a word, but you know...) She is content. Your best bet is not to talk or move or breathe and she will stay content.
O0H This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, well, I just talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says oh before any statement, run -- do not walk -- to the nearest exit.
THAT`S O0K This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. That's okay means that she wants to think long and hard before repaying you for whatever it is that you did wrong. You do not want to be there when that happens.
PLEASE D0 This is not a statement, it's an offer. She's giving you the opportunity to come up with whatever lame-ass excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is you've done. You have a fair change to tell the truth here. Be very careful and you shouldn't get a "that's okay."
THANKSz She's thanking you. Don't feel faint, just say, "You're welcome."
THANKSz A L0T This longer phrase is not to be confused with thanks. She'll say "thanks a lot" when she's actually seriously peeved at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way and will generally be followed by the loud sigh. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the loud sigh, or she will say, "Nothing," and raise her eyebrows.
50 Things Girls Want Guys to Know
1. Know how to make her smile when she's down
2. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves.
4. Girls love it when a guy she likes come up behind her, put his arms around her, squeezes her tightly against his chest, and whisper softly in her ear.
5. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind.
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually doesn't know how to react to them.
7. A simple hi can brighten a girl's day.
8. Keep in mind to be happy in front of her. Shell think you're not having fun.
9. Try to make her laugh; it will come in handy when you don't have anything to talk about.
10. Girls like it when you play with their hair.
11. Call for no reason.
12. Be patient when she takes forever to get ready.
13. Dance with her even if you feel stupid.
14. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her.
15. Being too serious can turn a girl off
16. Dont try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
17. Plan romantic date full of cheesy things; a girl loves to feel special.
18. Always give her a peck on the cheek when you depart from each other, even when friends are watching.
19.trust each other. If you don't, just end it right now before trouble starts.
20. Take her everywhere you go with your friends. If she can't come, say you will miss her. Dont invite anyone else.
21. Keep your promises; a girl remembers everything the guy she loves tells her.
22. Keep a calendar. Remember her birthday and your anniversary.
23. If you love her, tell her once in a while.
24. Let her fall asleep on you.
25. Dont let your friends talk to her too much. Theyll steal her away from you.
26. When you ask a girl what's wrong she'll never tell you the whole thing, maybe nothing at all.
27. Hugs are the best medicine.
28. Girls hate it when a guy leaves her to do something, but she will understand because she loves you.
29. Tell her she looks great even if she doesn't.
30. Hearing the words I love you is a great reassurance to a girl, that she is beautiful.
31. Smile a lot.
32. Buy her something once in a while.
33. Make a big deal when you get to see her, even if you're embarrassed.
34. Always ring the doorbell.
35. Kisses on the neck make a girl tingle.
36. Leave her little messages that she can read later when you're not around.
37. Hold her during a movie.
38. Appreciate her.
39. When she falls asleep and her hair is in her face, tuck it behind her ear for her.
40. When girls go to the restroom together, they're gossiping about you.
41. Be first and last to wish her a happy birthday.
42. Never tell a girl she's useless in any way.
43. When you play games, always let her win.
44. Its ok to give her a peck on the cheek or the forehead when she's sleeping.
45. When a girl goes out of her way to see you, make it worth it.
46. Love means devotion, caring, and happiness to a girl, in that order.
47. Stick up for her but still be respectful of her independence.
48. Be playful.
49. Tell the truth. Dont try to impress her; she loves you for you.
50. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.
bigassbri:
thanks for advice
thafckisup:
awesome list hun, and awesome pic