Christ, Mondays are dull.
I havent even had a particularly exciting week.
I worked Monday and Tuesday nights in the bar last week, then managed to get hammered at the Tiger Lillies and had a lovely time with my friend Alexis, blabbering to her about everything and anything. The show was almost everything I had hoped for, filthy, beautiful, funny and shocking. The only thing that could have improved it would have been a few Shockheaded Peter songs, but it was still 99.9% great.
Ive booked my next tattoo! Hoorah! Sat 9th June, cant wait!
Also on Wednesday, I went to the orthodontist and he put nasty hooks on the inside of my back teeth, for more elastics, meaning that I am in pain from my tongue being cut to ribbons and I am rather erm, dangerous to get too entangled with.
I met up with my old friends Noel and Jenny on Friday night, thinking that they were going to a party, so Id have to go home at some point. I was wrong, as they ditched the party idea and we drank till 2am. I had to go to work on Saturday from 9am 12, then as it was a lovely sunny day, trawled charity shops for cheap books got some Iain M Banks, Ramsey Campbell, Angela Carter, Brett Easton Ellis, Robert McCammon and a great copy of Hollywood Babylon , all for under 3. Slept for a few hours, then worked in the bar from 8.30pm 3am. Thanks to the Brighton Festival fireworks it was fairly quiet, apart from one group of mad drunkards who turned the whole back section into a crazy party, well, the DJ was great. I slept like a log till 12.30, then worked from 2pm-8. Tired now, but its all money.
If I keep it up I may actually make it to London for Skys birthday, which would be cool.
Anyway, heres this little psychological profile thingy pinched off my mate Steve. Give me your answers and Ill post results up next week. Its very very interesting.
I havent even had a particularly exciting week.
I worked Monday and Tuesday nights in the bar last week, then managed to get hammered at the Tiger Lillies and had a lovely time with my friend Alexis, blabbering to her about everything and anything. The show was almost everything I had hoped for, filthy, beautiful, funny and shocking. The only thing that could have improved it would have been a few Shockheaded Peter songs, but it was still 99.9% great.
Ive booked my next tattoo! Hoorah! Sat 9th June, cant wait!
Also on Wednesday, I went to the orthodontist and he put nasty hooks on the inside of my back teeth, for more elastics, meaning that I am in pain from my tongue being cut to ribbons and I am rather erm, dangerous to get too entangled with.
I met up with my old friends Noel and Jenny on Friday night, thinking that they were going to a party, so Id have to go home at some point. I was wrong, as they ditched the party idea and we drank till 2am. I had to go to work on Saturday from 9am 12, then as it was a lovely sunny day, trawled charity shops for cheap books got some Iain M Banks, Ramsey Campbell, Angela Carter, Brett Easton Ellis, Robert McCammon and a great copy of Hollywood Babylon , all for under 3. Slept for a few hours, then worked in the bar from 8.30pm 3am. Thanks to the Brighton Festival fireworks it was fairly quiet, apart from one group of mad drunkards who turned the whole back section into a crazy party, well, the DJ was great. I slept like a log till 12.30, then worked from 2pm-8. Tired now, but its all money.
If I keep it up I may actually make it to London for Skys birthday, which would be cool.
Anyway, heres this little psychological profile thingy pinched off my mate Steve. Give me your answers and Ill post results up next week. Its very very interesting.
This week I am going to take it easy and do all the stuff I meant to do last week.
Today I whiled away the hours at work researching Pompeii, as Id really like to go there. I think its funny that theyre still not sure if all the erotic art was just that, decoration, or if they were adverts, a kind of Roman equivalent of cock-enhancement pill spam. 
No bar-work till Thursday, then working day and evening till Saturday lunchtime Which will start off a great weekend of adventure. ♥ ♥ ♥
So, farewell, till next time, Ill try and comment more this week, I have been a neglectful Caramel. 
Whoops, nearly forgot
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ALLIGATOR
Q2) A serial killer slaughters your family. Pick your preferred method of execution.
LETHAL INJECTION
Q3) You have to watch one movie on repeat for twenty-four hours. Pick a title.
KALIEDOSCOPE
Q4) Which colour would you most like to dye your hair?
GREEN
Q5) You are watching your mother play a sport. Pick a sport.
TABLE TENNIS
Q6) There is a fire in a doctors waiting room. Pick your preferred survivor.
GREEN MAN
Hope next week isn't too hectic for ya either
And as for yr questions:
1. Worm
2. Drowning
3. Kaleidoscope
4. Holiday Red
5. Gymnastics
6. Yellow Woman