Hi kids! Sorry for the loooooooooong ass leave of absence. Ive been really busy with my new job and dealing with my dumb-fuck car. My life can easily be described as chaotic right now.
I was saving up my money for a new tattoo, but guess where thats going? If you guessed dumb-fuck car youd be correct. Oh well, shit happens right?
Maybe its payback for the way Ive been using men lately. (Not so much using because that would make me bitter and cruel but I really cant think of a better term, here).
I shall give to you examples:
1. The Dippin Dots boy- Ive only known him a few days, and hes cute, but not my cup of tea. He is however my cup of Dippin Dots. Free Dippin Dots. He gives me free ice cream all the time. Im just naturally charming thats all. Its not like Im blowing him behind his booth. Hey, if someone offers you a cup of free ice cream youd take it, right? Even if you knew they had ulterior motives?
2. If I told you Id have to kill you. Not really, I just dont want a certain person (who I know is reading this) to...read this.
3. The boy who works the movie theatre/boy from school- who I constantly flirt with, knowing hell use his discount to let me in. Dont think I dont realize he uses this on practically every girl he encounters. Im just giving him what he wants. I think. Does that sound vixen-ish enough?
As for interesting happenings in my life, there are a few:
+ Harry Potter book release party- That was crazy fun. I may or may not have dressed up. Ill let you decide. We (my nine year old brother and I) got there at around 6pm and stayed until 1am. By the end there were little kids asleep against the walls in their costumes, while their parents waited in line for the book. It was truly a blast.
+ I went to Sounds of the Underground where I nearly died in a mosh pit. Well maybe thats an exaggeration, but the point is the pits at that event were sick! Just how I like them. It was funny, when the pits started getting really rough all the pretend scene kids scattered to safety. GWAR was there, so I immediately made my way to the front. Anyone whos ever heard the name GWAR will know why. Fake blood galore. Holy-fuckin'-shit, I got so soaked in fake blood that I almost drowned. The base player kept intentionally squirting it right in my face, but that was my fault as I was encouraging him to do so. It was very rowdy and carnal. This one hipster kid wearing a corduroy blazer had no clue. Needless to say his tan blazer quickly turned orange. I went outside when Strapping Young Lad came on becausewellthey are ten kinds of lame. It was then I walked by a booth not paying any attention. I heard a guy say That skirt is hot. I like that. I turned around and the words were coming from none other than Randy Blythe from Lamb of God. I shit you not. All I could say was thanks. Then when they came on stage I made my way up front and at one point he grabbed my hand and held on for what seemed like a blissful eternity. Turns out Im a groupiewho knew? (Not really). They were the last show, and they were totally amazing. They got the crowd going nuts. I got hurt so bad in the pit Randy called for. It took up the whole arena. It was glorious. Lots of other outstanding bands were there like Chimaira, Norma Jean, Throwdown, Poison the Well, From Autumn to Ashes, High on Fire, Opeth, and loads more. Very memorable evening, indeed. Although thanks to GWAR my white bra is now pink.
Randy, my love.
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Random shit:
+ I just found out yesterday that I get to go to Ozzfest for free! Yay for friends who work at the radio station.
+ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was really neato. You should all go see it.
+ My current favorite movie is Shaun of the Dead. Simon Pegg is such a doll, and so very, very talented.
+ Chick-Fil-A threw in a complementary fruit bowl with my deep fried chicken and waffle fries combo. I was almost insulted. As if I eat fruit or anything else good for me. Hey Chick-Fil-A, deep fry my grapes and well talk about a fruit bowl.
+ Our kittens are getting so big! We named them Carolina, Salem and Jack. I should have pics of them up soon.
+ Speaking of pictures, I found my camera from back in November. Here are the results of its development:
Me and my puppykins sharing McDonald's french fries. (More in the Arturo folder).
My mom, cousin Mikey, crazy uncle Eddie, cousin Valerie, cousin Zeb, my little brother Jesse (in a Slayer shirt) and my Grandmaw whom I call 'Marmie'.
(more in my Friends and Family album).
Me. Drunk. Without make-up.
That's all for now, y'all. Hope you're all well and happy and prosperous.
I was saving up my money for a new tattoo, but guess where thats going? If you guessed dumb-fuck car youd be correct. Oh well, shit happens right?
Maybe its payback for the way Ive been using men lately. (Not so much using because that would make me bitter and cruel but I really cant think of a better term, here).
I shall give to you examples:
1. The Dippin Dots boy- Ive only known him a few days, and hes cute, but not my cup of tea. He is however my cup of Dippin Dots. Free Dippin Dots. He gives me free ice cream all the time. Im just naturally charming thats all. Its not like Im blowing him behind his booth. Hey, if someone offers you a cup of free ice cream youd take it, right? Even if you knew they had ulterior motives?
2. If I told you Id have to kill you. Not really, I just dont want a certain person (who I know is reading this) to...read this.
3. The boy who works the movie theatre/boy from school- who I constantly flirt with, knowing hell use his discount to let me in. Dont think I dont realize he uses this on practically every girl he encounters. Im just giving him what he wants. I think. Does that sound vixen-ish enough?
As for interesting happenings in my life, there are a few:
+ Harry Potter book release party- That was crazy fun. I may or may not have dressed up. Ill let you decide. We (my nine year old brother and I) got there at around 6pm and stayed until 1am. By the end there were little kids asleep against the walls in their costumes, while their parents waited in line for the book. It was truly a blast.
+ I went to Sounds of the Underground where I nearly died in a mosh pit. Well maybe thats an exaggeration, but the point is the pits at that event were sick! Just how I like them. It was funny, when the pits started getting really rough all the pretend scene kids scattered to safety. GWAR was there, so I immediately made my way to the front. Anyone whos ever heard the name GWAR will know why. Fake blood galore. Holy-fuckin'-shit, I got so soaked in fake blood that I almost drowned. The base player kept intentionally squirting it right in my face, but that was my fault as I was encouraging him to do so. It was very rowdy and carnal. This one hipster kid wearing a corduroy blazer had no clue. Needless to say his tan blazer quickly turned orange. I went outside when Strapping Young Lad came on becausewellthey are ten kinds of lame. It was then I walked by a booth not paying any attention. I heard a guy say That skirt is hot. I like that. I turned around and the words were coming from none other than Randy Blythe from Lamb of God. I shit you not. All I could say was thanks. Then when they came on stage I made my way up front and at one point he grabbed my hand and held on for what seemed like a blissful eternity. Turns out Im a groupiewho knew? (Not really). They were the last show, and they were totally amazing. They got the crowd going nuts. I got hurt so bad in the pit Randy called for. It took up the whole arena. It was glorious. Lots of other outstanding bands were there like Chimaira, Norma Jean, Throwdown, Poison the Well, From Autumn to Ashes, High on Fire, Opeth, and loads more. Very memorable evening, indeed. Although thanks to GWAR my white bra is now pink.
Randy, my love.
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Random shit:
+ I just found out yesterday that I get to go to Ozzfest for free! Yay for friends who work at the radio station.
+ Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was really neato. You should all go see it.
+ My current favorite movie is Shaun of the Dead. Simon Pegg is such a doll, and so very, very talented.
+ Chick-Fil-A threw in a complementary fruit bowl with my deep fried chicken and waffle fries combo. I was almost insulted. As if I eat fruit or anything else good for me. Hey Chick-Fil-A, deep fry my grapes and well talk about a fruit bowl.
+ Our kittens are getting so big! We named them Carolina, Salem and Jack. I should have pics of them up soon.
+ Speaking of pictures, I found my camera from back in November. Here are the results of its development:
Me and my puppykins sharing McDonald's french fries. (More in the Arturo folder).
My mom, cousin Mikey, crazy uncle Eddie, cousin Valerie, cousin Zeb, my little brother Jesse (in a Slayer shirt) and my Grandmaw whom I call 'Marmie'.
(more in my Friends and Family album).
Me. Drunk. Without make-up.
That's all for now, y'all. Hope you're all well and happy and prosperous.
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