I just wanted to post a collection of all the worst, most offensive jokes I've collected over the years.
Be warned.
I'm not fucking kidding, you will be offended.
Yes, you.
Yeah, even you smart ass.
No bitching allowed, you know what you're getting into.
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Q: What do you get when you stab a dead baby in the ass with a...
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Funny how life turns out some days. A quick week long spin through the Lower Mainland and I'm moving to Surrey and not Abbotsford at all. I'm moving off the Island in a smidgin under a week.
I was pretty lucky, I found an apartment in my price range near-ish the skytrain, third floor of a three floor walk-up, lots of space, quiet, with fairly...
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O.K. Edmonton is unlikely.
Staying in Victoria isn't really an option though.
I'll probably be in Abbotsford by the end of the summer.
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I might be moving back to Edmonton. If I do it'll be soon, very soon.
I need to make up my mind and commit one way or the other within a couple or three days.
p.s. I don't think the "confused" icon looks very confused. More like guilty.
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Someone give me a kick in the ass alright?
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Called the girl.
She responded with "Who?"
That's great. No really.
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Sooo... Should I call girl-met-while-drunk?
I'm torn.
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Saturday night was a blast! The SGBC Victoria Chapter know how to have a good time.
I got to meet
Chrisnail_and_I and
Thisaintnopicnic, both of whom seem to be really excellent people.
I even went to the same highschool as mr. picnic, though a few years apart.
I got to see
YAWG,
Elizagirl, and
Troglodyte again. All are good people to the...
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Well, there it is. I am no longer a student. I am a teacher.
An unemployed teacher mind you, but a teacher none the less.
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In 48 hours - 1 hour I will be done my Student Teaching.
In 48 hours - 15 minutes I will be at a pub.
In 48 hours I will be well on the way to drunk.
For now, I have marking to do.
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Went grey for a couple of days there. Hope I didnt worry anyone needlessly.
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I don't really have a "code", per se. I am who I am. I guess you could call my moral-fibre a code, sure...
Yeah I suppose that makes sense...
But thank you dude. I appreciate the kind words. They really picked me up.
You're fuckin' rad.
If you got MSN we should totally stay in touch.