captbadass

tyler and i went on an adventure to find the walmart in west memphis arkansas.

it was his first time in arkansas and we got lost.

i bought a huge jug of hawaiin punch for 99 cents.

fuckin sweet.

he was sad because there were no mary kate and ashley 2006 calendars or posters.

and this concludes yet another exciting story from the life of...
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new aqua teen hunger force tonight.

i will shoot anyone who orders food between 12:15-12:30 tonight.


memphis is getting old.

crackheads suck.
'specially when they follow you around at night.

went to work to visit with tyler only to find that he had beaten my bon bon factory score.
if this is the biggest disappointment of the day then i'll be good.
i do have a whole night ahead of me ...

ho hum.
working on christmas.
had the option to have christmas eve and...
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i dont like having such a blank space.




er


anyone that lives in memphis should completely boycott the first tennessee bank inside the piggly wiggly on madison.

not only are they lazy bitches, but they had the nerve to talk shit about me to my face.

lovely.

normally this wouldn't bother me but how can you talk shit about metal on my face when you...
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