Okay, my story for the day.
So, today, I was at work and I was leaning up against the wall behind one of the registers, next to the exit. I was staring off into space wishing that I wasn't at work when suddenly I realize that somebody is trying to get past me because they came in through the exit. I do my routine of pressing myself up against the wall and making myself extra skinny as a joke and when I go to look at the person's reaction, well, it turns out that person is PARKER POSEY. That's when I freeze up and forget to notice that the person with, OHMYGODSHESHOTINPERSONTOO, Parker Posey is none other than DEMI MOORE. I was less excited about Demi Moore but christ in heaven. Woah.
So, today, I was at work and I was leaning up against the wall behind one of the registers, next to the exit. I was staring off into space wishing that I wasn't at work when suddenly I realize that somebody is trying to get past me because they came in through the exit. I do my routine of pressing myself up against the wall and making myself extra skinny as a joke and when I go to look at the person's reaction, well, it turns out that person is PARKER POSEY. That's when I freeze up and forget to notice that the person with, OHMYGODSHESHOTINPERSONTOO, Parker Posey is none other than DEMI MOORE. I was less excited about Demi Moore but christ in heaven. Woah.
I saw Andy Dick this weekend out shopping. So not as cool as your story.