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So I just saw this commercial for a "Robositter". It's basicly one of those plastic motorized crazy balls in an apparatus tat allows it to sweep your hard floors like a Swiffer. This is a dumb name for something that sweeps floors.
After seeing this commercial I proceeding to flip through AsSeenOnTV.com and find some of the most usefull crap anyone could ever want...that I fucking want!!! Such as, tiny gas motorcycles and choppers, flying remote control UFO toys, dozens of different cleaning utilities that GURANTEE to rid your home of animal fur and dust! HOW CAN I AFFORD NOT TO BUY THEM????
Forget them though. Instead I looked through the Sundays and saw that the first two seasons of Ren & Stimpy are on sale for $30 and I'm gunna get em. Also, I may buy some other junk. I don't exactly know when I got tricked into taking the role of the happy consumer. I like buying stuff now. It's pretty fucked up.
Now there is a book of Mormon commercial on. That's my cue to go get some diner type breakfast food. Have an OK day.
So I just saw this commercial for a "Robositter". It's basicly one of those plastic motorized crazy balls in an apparatus tat allows it to sweep your hard floors like a Swiffer. This is a dumb name for something that sweeps floors.
After seeing this commercial I proceeding to flip through AsSeenOnTV.com and find some of the most usefull crap anyone could ever want...that I fucking want!!! Such as, tiny gas motorcycles and choppers, flying remote control UFO toys, dozens of different cleaning utilities that GURANTEE to rid your home of animal fur and dust! HOW CAN I AFFORD NOT TO BUY THEM????
Forget them though. Instead I looked through the Sundays and saw that the first two seasons of Ren & Stimpy are on sale for $30 and I'm gunna get em. Also, I may buy some other junk. I don't exactly know when I got tricked into taking the role of the happy consumer. I like buying stuff now. It's pretty fucked up.
Now there is a book of Mormon commercial on. That's my cue to go get some diner type breakfast food. Have an OK day.

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mya22:
omg i want the roboswiffer thingy!! I think my commercials call it "robomaid" or something though. I'd want it REALLY bad, but i only have 2 rooms with floors it could clean - the bathroom and the kitchen. And I don't think that'd be as much fun as like the whole house.
catiedid:
no longer my yard unfortunately. recently moved and no longer have a cool big yard with lots o trees. if i ever use the bug sucking thingy i will report back to you on whether or not it works. i love gadgets!
