Ahem. If you hadn't read it (and Im sure few of you did) read the previous post to understand what I'm talking about here.
A comment was placed here by Argon whom I do not know. Apparently she happened upon my journal somehow and didn't like what I had to say. I was left with only a "get over yourself" comment. Our relationship (although sexy and torrid) was very brief.
Nobody knows how long I have waited to receive the suggestion that I promptly "get over" myself. Many years have passed and null a caring soul to make such a recommendation. I'm glad someone finally did because now I can begin the healing process. The process of serving myself a glass of shut the hell up, because nobody cares what I have to say. Furthermore, what I say is so massively inconsequential and ignorant, that poor Argon had it thrust on herself by god, the duty to bitch about it. [begin sarcasm here]
For everyone's sake I will phrase my rebut in essay form with the last part first, and the second part last... (not really) How about a simple list of why things like this anger me:
1. People who complain about "non-constructive criticism" are jackasses. Do you honestly believe that people strive to improve from constantly receiving constructive criticism? Or is it that you think a negative statement makes the speaker an asshole/bad person/idiot?
2. If you dare to say something lacks meaningful importance to you, you should probably (at the very least) attempt to act like you mean that. Hence, not complain about a complainer.
3. Trust me kid I know a lottttt more about porn than you. A 15-year-old male with an Internet connection knows more about it than you. And hell, I guess I could say I'm proud but I'm not. I'm not ashamed either. It's just something special that lives inside of me in the special place. Along with my knowledge of porn comes a certain type of instinct. An instinct that allows saying...No visitor to this site climaxed to the 'Toilet Monster' set. Wait...maybe the scat lovers.
4. My masturbatory habits do not include material from this site. I can't really see how that is shocking though.
5. No I'm sorry. The basic form of supply and demand shows that if I complain enough, there probably won't be another 'Toilet Monster' set.
6. I agree with the 32,000+ pictures on the site. It says so when I Log In. However, I also see 'Toilet Monster' when I Log In and I think "What other piece of god awful crap could be going up here now'. Come to think of it, I just might want to "whack off" as you put it, to this site, if they stopped putting out crap.
7. As for my imagination....well I do have an imagination. I imagine that I can come up with a million good ideas before I resort to a Toilet Monster idea as far as porn would be concerned.
In conclusion. I'm sure you're thinking better of yourself for being passive aggressive about all of the inconveniences I put you through, and probably think I have nothing better to do with my time than bitch back at you. You're partially correct. I have very little extra time. But I did have time enough to type this reply because I still stand by my statements, and I refuse to reside in a world where I can complain and whine like a 5 year old to get my way. And also to maybe stop bad porn from being made. Thank you.
A comment was placed here by Argon whom I do not know. Apparently she happened upon my journal somehow and didn't like what I had to say. I was left with only a "get over yourself" comment. Our relationship (although sexy and torrid) was very brief.
Nobody knows how long I have waited to receive the suggestion that I promptly "get over" myself. Many years have passed and null a caring soul to make such a recommendation. I'm glad someone finally did because now I can begin the healing process. The process of serving myself a glass of shut the hell up, because nobody cares what I have to say. Furthermore, what I say is so massively inconsequential and ignorant, that poor Argon had it thrust on herself by god, the duty to bitch about it. [begin sarcasm here]
For everyone's sake I will phrase my rebut in essay form with the last part first, and the second part last... (not really) How about a simple list of why things like this anger me:
1. People who complain about "non-constructive criticism" are jackasses. Do you honestly believe that people strive to improve from constantly receiving constructive criticism? Or is it that you think a negative statement makes the speaker an asshole/bad person/idiot?
2. If you dare to say something lacks meaningful importance to you, you should probably (at the very least) attempt to act like you mean that. Hence, not complain about a complainer.
3. Trust me kid I know a lottttt more about porn than you. A 15-year-old male with an Internet connection knows more about it than you. And hell, I guess I could say I'm proud but I'm not. I'm not ashamed either. It's just something special that lives inside of me in the special place. Along with my knowledge of porn comes a certain type of instinct. An instinct that allows saying...No visitor to this site climaxed to the 'Toilet Monster' set. Wait...maybe the scat lovers.
4. My masturbatory habits do not include material from this site. I can't really see how that is shocking though.
5. No I'm sorry. The basic form of supply and demand shows that if I complain enough, there probably won't be another 'Toilet Monster' set.
6. I agree with the 32,000+ pictures on the site. It says so when I Log In. However, I also see 'Toilet Monster' when I Log In and I think "What other piece of god awful crap could be going up here now'. Come to think of it, I just might want to "whack off" as you put it, to this site, if they stopped putting out crap.
7. As for my imagination....well I do have an imagination. I imagine that I can come up with a million good ideas before I resort to a Toilet Monster idea as far as porn would be concerned.
In conclusion. I'm sure you're thinking better of yourself for being passive aggressive about all of the inconveniences I put you through, and probably think I have nothing better to do with my time than bitch back at you. You're partially correct. I have very little extra time. But I did have time enough to type this reply because I still stand by my statements, and I refuse to reside in a world where I can complain and whine like a 5 year old to get my way. And also to maybe stop bad porn from being made. Thank you.

Silly notsteve, it's only the intarweb.