monday morning i got run off the express way by some asshole in a white rendezvous. did a bad ass fish tale in front of them then was flung off the road, hit a sign, rolled, hit a large hole in the ground which flung me over 20 feet in the air taking out a tree top. rolled a couple more times and settled on...
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tabby:
ouch.....not such a great morning, huh? poor truck..poor you 
zophael:
I hope they find the guy in the rondezvous.
ya ever get in an arm wrestling match with a bear?
i haven't, but it seems like it would be a killer time. a story for the ages. maybe wrestle a sexually deprived panda, i bet those fuckers get irate when you mess with them. though it would be embarrassing to lose a fight against the most pansy of all bears. lazy bastards.
sometimes i...
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i haven't, but it seems like it would be a killer time. a story for the ages. maybe wrestle a sexually deprived panda, i bet those fuckers get irate when you mess with them. though it would be embarrassing to lose a fight against the most pansy of all bears. lazy bastards.
sometimes i...
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