captainlogan

I was never much interested in politics until recently. Like the past two years. I grew up in the 80's, which meant that crooked little fixers and gila monsters were running loose during the Regan and Bush administrations. I was also a bit too young to understand it. I remember the Iran Contra scandal... but vaguely. I recall Saturday Night Live starting the show with...
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dont take any guff from these swine

hoooray for being up 25 hours. i have nothing witty right now. get back to me on that

to whomever reactivated my account for me, thank you. you rock my face off

ya wanna know how i got these scars??


hahaha

anyone who didnt come to valley of fear the last week of october missed me as the joker. i hate to toot my own horn but i was AWESOME.

and anyone who aint comin to rock bottom and visiting me at work needs to get off their ass and do so NOW. blah blah blah


i...
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and today:

i went to the hayride meeting.

the new stuff at pirates will makes yous all poop your pants.

its a ship. and thats all imma say

im still jack though... sorry... CAPTAIN jack sparrow...

i scared people by letting the joker take over my brain for a minute.

i know i do good impressions, but that character scares me. when i play a...
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i want to have a lightsaber fight goddammit!!! whos down?

before the rumors spread...


yes. im trying to join the usmc.


ive spent way too long being the guy on the couch because the only job i can get is waiter or haunter at hayride.

yes, i know joining the marines is one of the most dangerous things i could do and it would mean time away from my daughter.

but i need this.

the...
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