captaingroovy

"looks like somebody's having a case of the mondays!"
Yeah, just great. The Captain be in a piss poor mood today, me heartys. So there I was, Little jog with the unit this morning, two miles no sweat right? wrong. You see theres a few fat asses in my unit that couldnt keep up with this very moderate jog. So the first sergeant has us cirlce around to pick up these slackers. We have to do this several times. Well on the last circle that thats when it happened. POP-SQUISH. yep, thats the sound my left ankle made. And we were only half way thru the run so it got worse. Doctor put me on some lame meds and a cream. No, not that kind of cream. Thats just wrong! I suspect it was those damn monkeys. Always plotting there evil plans against me....
So understandibly, when i get back from PT I decide to rest, well I rested too long and didnt get time to put on the shine my boots deserved. Naturally the first sergeant noticed. Now I have a personal inspection everyday of the week. Lovely.
I think I need a drink of rum.