This is a really long survey I filled out on myspace. I'm sharing so you can bask in my glory and splendor. SPLENDORED!!
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Name:: Gonzo
Sex:: Phalic
Siblings:: Andrew, Sarah, Denis
Eye color:: Hazel
Shoe size:: 7ww
Height::5'8"
Innie or Outie:: innie
What are you wearing right now:: Long undewear
Where do you live:: Ashland, soon to be Tigard or somewhere else really close to portland.
Righty or lefty:: They both have their functions
Can you make a dollar in change right now:: Yes, with my mind
There was a question here that I removed because it didn't and wouldn't make sense.
Best place to go for a date?: The one you'll both enjoy. Currently Sushi is the win.
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Favorites
Kind of pants:: Khaki
Number:: 7
Girls Name:: Rebecca, Sarah, Megan, Jezebel, Mary... nah fuck it I like em all.
Drinks:: Water?
Sport:: Martial Artistry
Month:: hmmm... this year my favorite will be July I think.
Juice:: vaginal. bam.
Breakfast:: Scrambled eggage
cartoon character:: Kronk
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Have You Ever..
Given anyone a bath?:: Nope
Smoked?:: Nope
Bungee Jump?:: Nope
Made yourself throw-up?:: Sort of
Gone skinny dipping:: Hot tubs only
Put your tongue on a frozen pole:: I don't even rememer seeing a frozen pole. :-
Loved someone so much it made you cry?:: Every day, but it doesn't hit me all the time.
Broken a bone:: Yup
Played truth or dare:: Yep, but honestly it's never been that fun.
Been in a police car:: Yeah, after my accident.
Been on a plane:: Lots
Came close to dying:: accident mentioned above.
Been in a sauna:: Yes
Been in a hot tub:: already covered that
Swam in the ocean:: yeah. Is cold.
Fallen asleep in school:: Yep. Great expectations is to blame. That book was fucking boring it put me to sleep. How awesome is that?
Ran away?:: from what? The russian army? No, I've never even been to Russia you idiot.
Broken someone's heart:: Yep. Kharma, cause I said I never would.
Cried when someone died:: Rosie, my dog.
Cried in school:: Yup
Fell off your chair:: Uh, yeah. Who hasn't?
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?:: I suppose, but I never thought of it like that.
Saved AIM convos:: Once. Because in it I was a comic genius.
Saved e-mails:: Yeah. I mean heck, with gmail who hasn't?
Used someone:: Nope
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What is...
Your good luck charm?:: My penis. Now git.
Best song you ever heard:: love.
What's your room like:: i dunno
What is beside you?:: My vanquished foe
Last thing you ate:: bagels. mmmm bagel....
What kind of shampoo do you use?: When i remember - Nioxin
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Ever Had...
Chicken pox:: ye
Sore Throat:: ye
Stitches:: ye
Broken nose:: Ne
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Do You...
Believe in love at first sight:: I believe in love before first sight, at first sight, after first sight, during first sight. I mean, you can love anyone that you want to open your heart to :-/
Like picnics:: I'll pic your nic, ya bastard
Like school:: BURN! Unless it's made from awesome spiritual teachings
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Questions:
What schools have you gone to:: None, public schools are not schools, they're programming centers.
Who was the last person you called:: Megan or Brian. Whoa, Deja Vu
Who was the last person you slow danced with:: Aw man, it's been a long time...
Who makes you smile:: My mouth, and the ones I love. and when they're combined :-D
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Who Did you last yell at:: I don't even remember. I'm not a yeller. That's not necessarily something I'm proud of.
Broke your heart:: Me.
Who's your loudest friend?:: i dunno
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Do you like filling these out:: Indeed. Passes the time.
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses:: no
Do you like yourself:: I'm deeply madly passionately hopelessly terrifyingly and humblingly in love with myself.So are you
Do you get along with your family:: Some. Most I haven't met, except in my heart.
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Final Questions:
What are you listening to right now?:: Stone, by Dave Matthews
What did you do yesterday?:: Talked to my dearest friend Brian
Hate someone in your family?:: No
Gotten any awards:: Some trophies in Tae Kwon Do, Brown belt in Tae Kwon Do, Green Belt in Shodokan Karate
What car do you wish to have: Prius. Or a dream car that doesn't pollute and does everything that I want it to do. Or just be able to teleport again, that'd be better.
Where do you want to get married?:: That or something like it.
Good driver?:: I'm ok.
Good singer?:: Yeah
Have a lava lamp?:: Nope
How many remote controls are in your house:: two'd!
What do you dream about?: Anal sex. *audience gasps*
When you last showered:: I've taken baths like every two nights for a couple of months, cause I hate my shower.
Scary or Funny Movies:: Funneh
Chocolate or Vanilla:: Sushi, bitches.
Root beer or Dr. Pepper:: water
Skiing or Boarding:: hate
Summer or winter?:: summer, but that's just cause I miss the sun in the winter :-(
Silver or Gold?:: Why choose?
Sprite or 7up:: water, as I believe I have mentioned previously >:-(
Coffee or tea:: tea
Phone or in person:: In person, when possible.
Are you oldest, middle, youngest:: All of the above in my adoptive family, somewhere in the middle in my original family.
Indoor or outdoor:: Depends on temperature and allergies.
Diamond or pearl:: Three cheers for arbitrary decisions!
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Today did you:
Talk to someone you liked:: Technically, but it was more like last night.
Buy something:: nope
Get sick:: Nay
Sang:: yep
Talked to an ex:: nope
Miss someone: Miss would mean I've met her in person, so not exactly.
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Last person who....
Was in your bed: Me.
Saw you cry:: I dunno
Made you cry:: Nobody makes me cry, I cry because I choose to be alive and feel.
Went to the movies with:: Not in a long while.
You went to the mall with:: Morgan?
Said "I Love You" and meant it:: Mom
Ever been in a fight with your pet:: Nope
Been to California:: Arrrr
Been to Mexico: Arrrr
Been to Canada:: Arrr... but I dinna remembar it
Been to Europe:: Indeed, when I was a wee tyke.
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Random.....
Do you have a crush on someone:: Aye
What book are you reading now?:: Nay
Best feeling in the world:: Best? nah... more like most missed: Rest.
Future KIDS names:: XR-675.2
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Nope
What's under your bed:: Monsters. They're afraid to come out for fear of me eating them. I would too. *licks chops*
Favorite sports to watch:: Martial Arts, not just oriental. Sword play is my favorite.
Favorite Location:: Here
Piercing/Tattoos:: A+, but I have none of my own.
What are you most scared of right now:: Having to get out and do my work in the world, but a little more than that I'm afraid of not doing my work.
Song that's stuck in your head right now:: None
Have you ever played strip poker:: Nope :-(. Gotta fix that when I get to portland...
Have you ever gotten beat up:: nope. Got kicked really fucking hard in a martial arts tournament though
Have you ever been on radio/TV:: Not really
Have you ever been in a mosh-pit:: nope
Ever liked someone but thought they never noticed you?:: indeed. They might've even thought the same. How cute. And slightly aggravating
::whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?::
Mentally: Skin color, hair color, hair style, boobs, butt, lips, eyes. This all happens at the same time. And none of it matters in the face of energy.
Your Favorite Food?:: Gah, useless question. Vagina, smothered in special sauce.
Are you too shy to ask someone out?:: I dunno, more like too confused.
Hugs or Kisses?:: I love both, why choose just one?
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?:: Nothing if it's from a movie theater. Snickerdoodle popcorn :oD
dogs or cats?:: I love both, but am allergic to cats.
Have you ever fired a gun?:: nope
How many pillows do you sleep with: 0
Do you think your ex misses you?:: Probably one of them does, at least once and awhile.
Edited so that a) There weren't smilies that weren't meant to be there and b) got rid of some of the cute/annoying myspace stuff.
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Name:: Gonzo
Sex:: Phalic
Siblings:: Andrew, Sarah, Denis
Eye color:: Hazel
Shoe size:: 7ww
Height::5'8"
Innie or Outie:: innie
What are you wearing right now:: Long undewear
Where do you live:: Ashland, soon to be Tigard or somewhere else really close to portland.
Righty or lefty:: They both have their functions
Can you make a dollar in change right now:: Yes, with my mind
There was a question here that I removed because it didn't and wouldn't make sense.
Best place to go for a date?: The one you'll both enjoy. Currently Sushi is the win.
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Favorites
Kind of pants:: Khaki
Number:: 7
Girls Name:: Rebecca, Sarah, Megan, Jezebel, Mary... nah fuck it I like em all.
Drinks:: Water?
Sport:: Martial Artistry
Month:: hmmm... this year my favorite will be July I think.
Juice:: vaginal. bam.
Breakfast:: Scrambled eggage
cartoon character:: Kronk
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Have You Ever..
Given anyone a bath?:: Nope
Smoked?:: Nope
Bungee Jump?:: Nope
Made yourself throw-up?:: Sort of
Gone skinny dipping:: Hot tubs only
Put your tongue on a frozen pole:: I don't even rememer seeing a frozen pole. :-
Loved someone so much it made you cry?:: Every day, but it doesn't hit me all the time.
Broken a bone:: Yup
Played truth or dare:: Yep, but honestly it's never been that fun.
Been in a police car:: Yeah, after my accident.
Been on a plane:: Lots
Came close to dying:: accident mentioned above.
Been in a sauna:: Yes
Been in a hot tub:: already covered that
Swam in the ocean:: yeah. Is cold.
Fallen asleep in school:: Yep. Great expectations is to blame. That book was fucking boring it put me to sleep. How awesome is that?
Ran away?:: from what? The russian army? No, I've never even been to Russia you idiot.
Broken someone's heart:: Yep. Kharma, cause I said I never would.
Cried when someone died:: Rosie, my dog.
Cried in school:: Yup
Fell off your chair:: Uh, yeah. Who hasn't?
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?:: I suppose, but I never thought of it like that.
Saved AIM convos:: Once. Because in it I was a comic genius.
Saved e-mails:: Yeah. I mean heck, with gmail who hasn't?
Used someone:: Nope
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What is...
Your good luck charm?:: My penis. Now git.
Best song you ever heard:: love.
What's your room like:: i dunno
What is beside you?:: My vanquished foe
Last thing you ate:: bagels. mmmm bagel....
What kind of shampoo do you use?: When i remember - Nioxin
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Ever Had...
Chicken pox:: ye
Sore Throat:: ye
Stitches:: ye
Broken nose:: Ne
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Do You...
Believe in love at first sight:: I believe in love before first sight, at first sight, after first sight, during first sight. I mean, you can love anyone that you want to open your heart to :-/
Like picnics:: I'll pic your nic, ya bastard
Like school:: BURN! Unless it's made from awesome spiritual teachings
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Questions:
What schools have you gone to:: None, public schools are not schools, they're programming centers.
Who was the last person you called:: Megan or Brian. Whoa, Deja Vu
Who was the last person you slow danced with:: Aw man, it's been a long time...
Who makes you smile:: My mouth, and the ones I love. and when they're combined :-D
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Who Did you last yell at:: I don't even remember. I'm not a yeller. That's not necessarily something I'm proud of.
Broke your heart:: Me.
Who's your loudest friend?:: i dunno
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Do you like filling these out:: Indeed. Passes the time.
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses:: no
Do you like yourself:: I'm deeply madly passionately hopelessly terrifyingly and humblingly in love with myself.So are you
Do you get along with your family:: Some. Most I haven't met, except in my heart.
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Final Questions:
What are you listening to right now?:: Stone, by Dave Matthews
What did you do yesterday?:: Talked to my dearest friend Brian
Hate someone in your family?:: No
Gotten any awards:: Some trophies in Tae Kwon Do, Brown belt in Tae Kwon Do, Green Belt in Shodokan Karate
What car do you wish to have: Prius. Or a dream car that doesn't pollute and does everything that I want it to do. Or just be able to teleport again, that'd be better.
Where do you want to get married?:: That or something like it.
Good driver?:: I'm ok.
Good singer?:: Yeah
Have a lava lamp?:: Nope
How many remote controls are in your house:: two'd!
What do you dream about?: Anal sex. *audience gasps*
When you last showered:: I've taken baths like every two nights for a couple of months, cause I hate my shower.
Scary or Funny Movies:: Funneh
Chocolate or Vanilla:: Sushi, bitches.
Root beer or Dr. Pepper:: water
Skiing or Boarding:: hate
Summer or winter?:: summer, but that's just cause I miss the sun in the winter :-(
Silver or Gold?:: Why choose?
Sprite or 7up:: water, as I believe I have mentioned previously >:-(
Coffee or tea:: tea
Phone or in person:: In person, when possible.
Are you oldest, middle, youngest:: All of the above in my adoptive family, somewhere in the middle in my original family.
Indoor or outdoor:: Depends on temperature and allergies.
Diamond or pearl:: Three cheers for arbitrary decisions!
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Today did you:
Talk to someone you liked:: Technically, but it was more like last night.
Buy something:: nope
Get sick:: Nay
Sang:: yep
Talked to an ex:: nope
Miss someone: Miss would mean I've met her in person, so not exactly.
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Last person who....
Was in your bed: Me.
Saw you cry:: I dunno
Made you cry:: Nobody makes me cry, I cry because I choose to be alive and feel.
Went to the movies with:: Not in a long while.
You went to the mall with:: Morgan?
Said "I Love You" and meant it:: Mom
Ever been in a fight with your pet:: Nope
Been to California:: Arrrr
Been to Mexico: Arrrr
Been to Canada:: Arrr... but I dinna remembar it
Been to Europe:: Indeed, when I was a wee tyke.
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Random.....
Do you have a crush on someone:: Aye
What book are you reading now?:: Nay
Best feeling in the world:: Best? nah... more like most missed: Rest.
Future KIDS names:: XR-675.2
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Nope
What's under your bed:: Monsters. They're afraid to come out for fear of me eating them. I would too. *licks chops*
Favorite sports to watch:: Martial Arts, not just oriental. Sword play is my favorite.
Favorite Location:: Here
Piercing/Tattoos:: A+, but I have none of my own.
What are you most scared of right now:: Having to get out and do my work in the world, but a little more than that I'm afraid of not doing my work.
Song that's stuck in your head right now:: None
Have you ever played strip poker:: Nope :-(. Gotta fix that when I get to portland...
Have you ever gotten beat up:: nope. Got kicked really fucking hard in a martial arts tournament though
Have you ever been on radio/TV:: Not really
Have you ever been in a mosh-pit:: nope
Ever liked someone but thought they never noticed you?:: indeed. They might've even thought the same. How cute. And slightly aggravating
::whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?::
Mentally: Skin color, hair color, hair style, boobs, butt, lips, eyes. This all happens at the same time. And none of it matters in the face of energy.
Your Favorite Food?:: Gah, useless question. Vagina, smothered in special sauce.
Are you too shy to ask someone out?:: I dunno, more like too confused.
Hugs or Kisses?:: I love both, why choose just one?
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?:: Nothing if it's from a movie theater. Snickerdoodle popcorn :oD
dogs or cats?:: I love both, but am allergic to cats.
Have you ever fired a gun?:: nope
How many pillows do you sleep with: 0
Do you think your ex misses you?:: Probably one of them does, at least once and awhile.
Edited so that a) There weren't smilies that weren't meant to be there and b) got rid of some of the cute/annoying myspace stuff.
friedhamster:
Nooo! Myspace is evil, EEEEVIL!!! Just say no to it! Tom sold it for like... 500 million to someone... the government pry. You do know that places will search you on there right? Like for job interviews and shuch? Baaaad stuff buddy! Baaaad!