captaincolorado

its like a mini crush. only bigger.

i have a new job at a cafe. youve probably been there. now i need to put in my two weeks at ups.

i have this new thing happening now and again when i get off of work at 9 in the am. i come home and get drunk in the shower. my roommates laugh at me. if they only knew. its the curse of...
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i work at ups. it fucking sucks. looks like im going to have a job at the most scene diner in seattle.

when asked in an interview about coke passing through the cha cha lounge, the owner said "theres no drugs being ran through here. we run a tight ship." i guess tight ship means everyone acts like they have a cold, and people snort...
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i moved to seattle. shit is hott.

ive never been so drunk and so sad, yet so happy.

edited to say, it was just brought my my attention by a friend, that there is an insanly bright light that hasnt moved in at least 20 minutes in the east, northeastern sky about 20 degrees above paralell, its crazy, like looking at awhite street light from 600 feet away, but its up in...
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fuck the kids. its all about me.

roman candle battles are the best.

we dueled with over 100 roman candles tonight. i sustained a leg injury, my comrade sustained a nipple burn, an eye shot, and a face shot (courtesy of me). others came close to dying. i got the matrix moves. bitch.

i had so much fun today. it couldnt get any more perfect. i really am going to miss my boys. i love them all, i really do.

ps. this is the most retard fucking emo little 5 year old girl shit i have ever written. god i am rad.

i love life