captaincolorado

last night over dinner, it was decided that the world would be a much better place if all the problems revolved around tacos.

the current situation in iraq could be remedied, and the image of the US in the eyes of the world would be saved, if the US gave every person in the world a taco. tacos would be declared the food of the world, and everyone would eat tacos.

but germany would declare war, begin to brand people with little tacos, and kill them. only because those fucks like brautwurst and not tacos.

as president of the US i would make a final decree, that choco-tacos would be the offical desert of the world, then hand over the ruling of the world to south america because they make such better kick ass tacos than the US.

canada is down with the tacos, but cant handle the choco-tacos and refuses to abide by the offical desert of the world law. then they decide to take back all of the hockey teams into canada, so every city in canada will have a team. the shitty new teams will just be killed. thus, they form an alliance with those weiner eating germans.

france, disgusted and royaly pissed at the french-canadians, declares war on canada, and the rest of the taco loving world backs them, simply on principle of hockey.

taco loving world vs. germany and canada.

tostadas are like retarded tacos, and i suppose you could eat them on occasion, but you would be classified as retarded and put on taco probation. violate it and you will be killed.