I'm so excited! I just got operamini and I can see boobs all over my blackberry
saturn1:
dude i hate blackberries i wanna sidekick
Its 2007. We're not sleeping this year.
Every pair of jeans I own had a huge junk showing hole in the crotch. I patched all three pairs. Fuck that shit. Why can't I have enough money to buy new ones? Probly because I spent it on beer and computer parts.
I got a shuffle for christmas. Its too rad. I cant wait for my shoes...
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Every pair of jeans I own had a huge junk showing hole in the crotch. I patched all three pairs. Fuck that shit. Why can't I have enough money to buy new ones? Probly because I spent it on beer and computer parts.
I got a shuffle for christmas. Its too rad. I cant wait for my shoes...
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rice:
I've BEEN sick, for like a week. Coughing up phlegm and blood, but everyone knows doctors are for pussies!
P.S.- Let your junk show with pride young man. THAT is a great feeling of accomplshment.
P.S.- Let your junk show with pride young man. THAT is a great feeling of accomplshment.
saturn1:
dude come visit me for my birthday! i think i am stuck here because i fear i am getting evicted, but hopefully by then i will either still have a warm cozy place or have a new cozy place.
twin peaks season 2 comes out in april. you know who's on the pre-order list as soon as she knows which is her permanent address.
haa i only ever tried to beat on you because i got love for you. my indifference is worse
twin peaks season 2 comes out in april. you know who's on the pre-order list as soon as she knows which is her permanent address.
haa i only ever tried to beat on you because i got love for you. my indifference is worse
10 goals for the next 6 months
1. get bigger muscles
2. play 10 shows
3. record 10 demos
4. get melville portrait tattoo
5. pay off credit cards
6. expand my wardrobe so that no matter what i wear, it looks haggard as fuck.
7. get drunk
8. go to chicago for st. patties.
9. continue the beard growth.
10. be happy
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1. get bigger muscles
2. play 10 shows
3. record 10 demos
4. get melville portrait tattoo
5. pay off credit cards
6. expand my wardrobe so that no matter what i wear, it looks haggard as fuck.
7. get drunk
8. go to chicago for st. patties.
9. continue the beard growth.
10. be happy
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saturn1:
1. eww
2. neat
3. neat
4. oh boy
5. neat
6. why?
7. oh boy
8. they dye the river green here. which is stupid because it's already green. just not as pretty.
9. your face looks weird without a beard.
10. neat.
your young you're gonna be self-involved until, you're, like, 30. then you're going to think that everyone around you is a selfish asshole.
ha you didn't have to put me at the top of the list because im the only who will see it.
either way you should visit soon.
2. neat
3. neat
4. oh boy
5. neat
6. why?
7. oh boy
8. they dye the river green here. which is stupid because it's already green. just not as pretty.
9. your face looks weird without a beard.
10. neat.
your young you're gonna be self-involved until, you're, like, 30. then you're going to think that everyone around you is a selfish asshole.
ha you didn't have to put me at the top of the list because im the only who will see it.
either way you should visit soon.
saturn1:
happpy early new year fat face sorry i havent called you back yet shits benn hectic
i know better. maybe i should get it tattooed on my hand.
NOTE: AFTER DRINKING HEAVILY, STAY AWAY FROM DAIRY BASED LIQUIDS.
that fucking slosh nog. ugh.
NOTE: AFTER DRINKING HEAVILY, STAY AWAY FROM DAIRY BASED LIQUIDS.
that fucking slosh nog. ugh.
crucial:
Note = Ain't that the truth. And what is it that you know and is going on your hand....? I nosey 
saturn1:
it is not nuts to prefer 45 degrees over 1 FUCKING DEGREE
i feel like my limbs are going to freeze and fall off, and that would suck.
i feel like my limbs are going to freeze and fall off, and that would suck.
ive driven over 16,000 miles in my car as of tonight in the past 10 months. im so done with driving.
oh yeah. and on halloween a man in a 55 gallon peanut butter costume fell down the stairs while a man dressed as a giant awkward piece of sushi stood by and laughed.
oh yeah. and on halloween a man in a 55 gallon peanut butter costume fell down the stairs while a man dressed as a giant awkward piece of sushi stood by and laughed.
saturn1:
DEAR GOD I LOOK LIKE SHIT IN THAT PICTURE
hahaha in every other picture ive taken with you my head looks really big. apparently you make my head look weird. ha. i do think your hand is actually the same size , though. were you tapping me on the chest?
i hate getting drunk here a lot of my friends are dudes who want to do it but i ain't interested. so being drunk around them is irritating. i need a shanni here.
hahaha in every other picture ive taken with you my head looks really big. apparently you make my head look weird. ha. i do think your hand is actually the same size , though. were you tapping me on the chest?
i hate getting drunk here a lot of my friends are dudes who want to do it but i ain't interested. so being drunk around them is irritating. i need a shanni here.
saturn1:
hahaha i would've been awake i'm only an hour ahead but i've been feeling sick this week so i went to bed at 11 it's cool
jackass
dude if i have to stay in the midwest for my birthday which may happen you should visit even if you are broke , it's like, less than 150 to fly here
jackass
dude if i have to stay in the midwest for my birthday which may happen you should visit even if you are broke , it's like, less than 150 to fly here
guitar hero. you know i fucking owned ziggy stardust on expert. 'nuff said.
saturn1:
dude that's like 6 months away tell me closer to the date. denver airport is the gayest airport ever, fyi.
ricerx:
Dude. You are a wild man bro-ham.
i was pretty sure i remember it being something like that...
skurvette:
i got a good pic of you and nico. i'll put it with my pictures!
internetless for a month. nets back up. i have big plans.
ricerx:
sex with me?
skurvette:
if i'm gay... that mustache of yours makes you gay!!
sorry i haven't been around. working two jobs wears me out. besides, i double almost everyday. the better side of it.. making BANK!
sorry i haven't been around. working two jobs wears me out. besides, i double almost everyday. the better side of it.. making BANK!
my back hurts. i wish i had good hot food.
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saturn1:
happy birthday
ricerx:
Happy Birthday beezo! I totally forgot, which means I am a total fucker! I missed the beer, that makes me sad.
in the past 17 months i have said good bye to the same dozen or so people 6 times now. and it doesnt get any easier...
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saturn1:
ewwwww
skurvette:
your stach is HOT!
evidently i did something right last night. i only had one shot and 3 beers and was fucking gone. viva la burrito!
skurvette:
i had alot more than that!! i was drinking ice wine at 12 percent. and a lot of swartz beer. it took a while to gut loaded.
i did eat the biggest dinner i have eaten in a long time..
i did eat the biggest dinner i have eaten in a long time..
saturn1:
i had more than that and was not gone, there were lots of girls in glittery halter tops trying to make out with me, that could be why. your new years wish was a welcome change of pace if you remember it!
i busted my ass snowboarding off of a sweet jump. now it hurts when i shit.
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saturn1:
it feels like you are going to poop out your tailbone when you hurt it
saturn1:
i am. it will be nice to see you when i get back.
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