captainawesome

vegas was a blur of booze girls gambling and more booze. Since what happens in vegas stays in vegas i can't say much. there are a few stories i can share though.

Picture, if you will, me, standing naked on the balcony of the tropicana, guiddeon's bible in one hand, a martini in the other, and a cigar hanging from my mouth. For some reason,...
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fucking hang overs

broke up with my girlfriend this weekend. I learned to always trust my gut. Before anyone said anything i knew she cheated on my and who she cheated on me with by listening to all of the tells. Turns out it happened 5 times and she actually had the balls to ask me to trust her again and take her back.


well on the bright...
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i broke my phone today. in half.

so yeah. i don't have anybodys number.

sad day.

time to go drink

rumor has it my current girl friend cheated on me. that makes 8 out of the last 9.

why am i attracted to this type?

i'm really not bothered by this. just drunk. she's on vacation. had a long talk with her before she left.

but her co workers good friends and other randoms have all mentioned the same guy.

i cannot ignore this.

i...
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Kirby Puckett


http://www.startribune.com/10017/story/287541.html

I remember watching the oscars last night, laughing my ass off at john stewart, making fun of the ridiculous comercials. Then, Channel 5 said in a news update that Kirby Puckett had suffered a stroke.

Of course my friends made light of the situation. for several reasons i had trouble with this.

Back in the days before i head the first shrill...
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vegas inches closer every day. 3 weeks and 4 long days until i'm sitting poolside by the tropicana, a margerita in one hand, cigar in the other. Playing black jack until my hands crack, doing blow off of hooker's asses, seeing penn and teller. falling down in the middle of the strip, taxis missing my lifeless body by inches. ah these will be the days...
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ok so the last three days can be summed uo in the words train wreck:

i don't remember why, but i drank too much a few nights ago.

the next night it was my roommates birthday, so about 100 people drank too much in our small apartment.

tonight, the cover band i;m in played, and we drank too much and played half awful. my good...
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so the replacements cover band i'm in (see profilepic) decided to get drunk and play again. we're playing with my current favorit local band caled Vampire Hands. It's going to be a basement show in uptown so any of you kats interested should send me a message. I'll get you an address and VIP drinks (that means free) i've been drinking for 12 hours. GO...
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i got a new bed today. that was great. no more of that twin bed bullshit.

though the high light of my day came after finishing my taxes. I walked outside for a quick smoke to see 3 kids snapping photos of my house. i live where tommy and bob stinson grew up, famed members of the replacements.

I gave the kids (who were on...
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