If someone could tell me where I have been for the past week or two could they please fill me in?? I think I may have misplaced my dignity along the way as well.. Your help is appreciated on this one.
I still felt a little scattered today. I fell asleep in the elevator, my manager said I stank of tequila, and I even tried to use my train multirider in the ATM. I knew it was time to get myself back on track.. So here I am.
God I love my benders! But what a time to come back.. I see that Miesha has a new set on show.. Giddy Up!
So a lot has happened since my last updated, not that I can remember though, apparently West Coast lost the flag, I am told that I enjoyed myself but who knows?
I have considered starting up a website called www.kylesandilandsisafucktard.com
I officially hate this 'man...' He has been quoted as saying that his favourite film is Coyote Ugly, and his favourite live act is Vanessa Amorosi... Do I need to say more?
But then last night, as I came back into consciousness from my week long bender, I found myself halfway through a bag of Twix Pods, watching Australian Idol when I heard him say: 'you dont need meaning behind lyrics anymore' well when your dating an ex Scandalous reject and produce, what can only be labelled as jingles at their best, I guess the case may be true.
And has anyone seen the ever-increasing amount of disturbing ads on TV for the Catholic Church? Scary stuff indeed!
I assume that the rest of my week will be filled with articles and news stories about the loss of 2 Australian lives in the latest Bali bombings and nothing of the 24 other people. Why would Australia care about anyone other than themselves? Oh wait if there are any American or British casualties im sure will hear something.
They have worked long and hard to make the uneducated masses think that all non-westerners are 'terrorists' So if we felt pity towards their loss we would un-do all of their hard work.. Fucking pricks! And no wonder people hate us! America here we come
I am considering seeking asylum in Canada, I hear its getting cold this time of year so I will use the newspaper as insulation, it cant be used for much else nowadays.
ARGH!!! Apologies for the un-entertaining post, but I felt like having a pointless whinge. I feel better now.
That is all.
Lost time is never found again - Benjamin Franklin
I still felt a little scattered today. I fell asleep in the elevator, my manager said I stank of tequila, and I even tried to use my train multirider in the ATM. I knew it was time to get myself back on track.. So here I am.
God I love my benders! But what a time to come back.. I see that Miesha has a new set on show.. Giddy Up!
So a lot has happened since my last updated, not that I can remember though, apparently West Coast lost the flag, I am told that I enjoyed myself but who knows?
I have considered starting up a website called www.kylesandilandsisafucktard.com
I officially hate this 'man...' He has been quoted as saying that his favourite film is Coyote Ugly, and his favourite live act is Vanessa Amorosi... Do I need to say more?
But then last night, as I came back into consciousness from my week long bender, I found myself halfway through a bag of Twix Pods, watching Australian Idol when I heard him say: 'you dont need meaning behind lyrics anymore' well when your dating an ex Scandalous reject and produce, what can only be labelled as jingles at their best, I guess the case may be true.
And has anyone seen the ever-increasing amount of disturbing ads on TV for the Catholic Church? Scary stuff indeed!
I assume that the rest of my week will be filled with articles and news stories about the loss of 2 Australian lives in the latest Bali bombings and nothing of the 24 other people. Why would Australia care about anyone other than themselves? Oh wait if there are any American or British casualties im sure will hear something.
They have worked long and hard to make the uneducated masses think that all non-westerners are 'terrorists' So if we felt pity towards their loss we would un-do all of their hard work.. Fucking pricks! And no wonder people hate us! America here we come
I am considering seeking asylum in Canada, I hear its getting cold this time of year so I will use the newspaper as insulation, it cant be used for much else nowadays.
ARGH!!! Apologies for the un-entertaining post, but I felt like having a pointless whinge. I feel better now.
That is all.
Lost time is never found again - Benjamin Franklin
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my bad.
sounds like you were a very confused young man for a time there. this weekend i continued my binge drinking and nearly took it to new hights spending over $100 in one night but that encluded taxi fair from town so not to bad.
but you had fun? thats what counts I guess just give your liver a rest?