captain_dusty

I just spent the first weekend in years completely sober... And did it suck? Nope, I had been fooled! And I wasn't duped by anyone in particular, rather my penchant for copious amounts of hard liquor...

Saturday I saw two terrible mind numbing films, the first was Four Brothers and the second was Into the Blue, I paid to see the first said shit-buster and decided that it was so bad I would do the old 'walk into the next theatre for free when this one finishes' trick...

Thinking I had scored a sweet free film I was soon to realise that I had fallen into a trap!!!! The sequel to the first shit fest I endured was just about to get worse. I sat through 110mins of Paul Walkers sensational acting skill, I honestly believe that he went to the Keanu Reeves school of acting

Sunday I went Skydiving.. Probably the best thing I have EVER done, if you haven't already done it I highly recommend it.

After that I had Telethon... And despite my attempts to bag a handful of B Grade Celebrities I was left disappointed.. But the day itself was fun, dancing girls, Elvis impersonators, clowns, and free food, did I mention the highly flexible dancing girls???? And its all for the kids of course!

So last night I found out that my ex had cheated on me while we were together, thats what her friend had wanted to tell me a few weeks ago.

See I had my suspicions towards the end of our relationship and broke up with her, at the time she denied it and tried the whole guilt trip. Why is it that when you confront someone they turn guilt into denial and anger? They try and turn the situation around and blame the other person?

So hands up who feels like a fool??

I do i do!

These false pretexts and varnished colours failing, Rare in thy guilt how foul must thou appear - John Milton