captain_deez

soo tired.....

....must sleep.....

....zzzzzzzzz...zzzzz

ayin:

Lately I've been staying up until about 10:00 in the mornging and sleeping until 4:00....this is probably going to present a problem when school starts....oh well!

Aug 19, 2003

lesleyslenning:

cut a few zzzz's for me k? thanks

Aug 20, 2003

Hey There!!!

Sorry it's been sooo long I've been incredibly busy!!

OK starters...Thanks to everyone who willed me to get the job!! I got it!!

Seeing as how much you willed me to have that job I've been doing even better than I could have dreamed!! Seems like within the next three months I will be opening my own studio!!! YES!! MY OWN STUDIO!!! I...
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punkinhead:

Awesome! I knew you had it in you.

I willed the job to happen . . . now I will your studio dream to come true.

be well,

ph

Aug 14, 2003

too:

happy B-Day my friend

Aug 14, 2003

ok I guess I'm done pouting and throwing my tantrum.

The wife and I went to the booby bar Friday night after a shitty time at Fridays. We had a good time.

We got treated alot better and the service was super. Beers appeared out of thin air when requested it was a sight my friends. Happy times....

anyway... I've decided that I'm gonna go...
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alisa:

oh man i love your pirate pic!!! that rules you have photoshoppe don't you? lucky!!

we've mised you, too and i'm glad that you have plans to work again and trust me things are only going to get better. how do i know??? because you deserve it

Aug 12, 2003

admitourmistakes:

Love ya

Aug 12, 2003

um... yeah, right!

i'm really tired of stupid people, not un-intelligent people, stupid people. some people can have brains but be real fuckin stupid asses. so i think i officially hate stupid people.

you know that guy or girl that says to much. i hate them too.

i'm in a real shit ass of a mood today and i see nothing but shit storms in...
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mrluckys:

like big al once said,
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck me! Fuck me!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck everyone! Fuck the church!
Fuck Jesus! Fuck Mary!
Fuck the Jews! Fuck the Bhuddists!
Fuck the Hindus! Fuck George Bush!
Fuck his ugly wife! Fuck Tipper Gore!
Fuck everyone! Fuck Gorbachev!
Fuck Noriega! Fuck all these assholes!
Fuck you! Fuck me! Fuck all of you!
Stigmata! Stigmata! Stigmata! Stigmata!
They told me nothing but lies!
Lies! Lies! Lies! Lies!

Aug 2, 2003

violenttortoise:

Hey.. who're you and what've you done with the rum-guzzling swashbuckling pirate Deez we all know and love?

(Feel better dude.)

Aug 2, 2003

It's Friday... I guess that means I gotta drink tonight.

Cheers!!! Mates!!

-The Dread Pirate, Captain Deez-

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lesleyslenning:

check this out Captain!

Jul 26, 2003

admitourmistakes:

That carrot face pic is TOO cute Deez!!
I just put some new ones up, so check em out if your curiousity gets the better of you, and lemme know what ya think yo!
Arrrrrr

Jul 26, 2003

my moth was scaring people so meet the fly!

hope you are all well

-deez-

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schoolgirl:

But I love that moth. I don't think he's scary. The fly is creepy. bring back the moth.

Love you my captain sweetheart!

Jul 24, 2003

purpledaisy:

ewww, lol, i loved the moth, it was cool, now you have a fly lmao, oh boy, lol ok well much love captain! a big kiss for you

and family.

Jul 25, 2003

I drinked tequila, cider and wadka me past drunkie

I hope I don' fucking puke .......... that would suck

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rxqueen:

you know, i think im scared of that moth.

Jul 22, 2003

rxqueen:

i hope you didn't puke either!

Jul 22, 2003

This is your captain speaking!

I order everyone to drink heavily this weekend, do something crazy an report it back to me, now go!

so tonight I've decided to make the best of my shitty tequila and margarita-ize it

two down eleventeen to go!

Lesson Learned from this week: Shitty Tequila is not worth the $$$, even for a free shot glass.

Hope everyone had...
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vim:

sweet moth dude!!!

Jul 21, 2003

citrus:

there must be other things to do with shitty tequila...
i may research and respond.

i ventured forth to tell you that captain d's is better than long john's.
you know this, i'm sure...
i've been deprived of the establishment and it's service since i moved to this neck of the woods.

i do like the moth.
hello

Jul 21, 2003

ok last night I was pirate like and drinking my captin morgans parrot bay coconut rum and decided that it was much to dangerous a liquor for me. back off the parrot bay deez!

today I bought a six pack of hornsbys and a bottle of cheap ass tequila (b/c it came with a free shot glass)

well... the tequila sux but it's doing the...
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vim:

dude?

Jul 17, 2003

punkinhead:

Aaarg, we should start us a Trading Ships show.

Only we won't trade so much as we'll just take all the shit we want.

and then keelhaul folks.

hehhehhehhhheh

pirates rule!

Midshipman Punkinhead

Jul 18, 2003

ARRR!!!

Good evening mates!!!

I hope everyone is getting there fill of rum tonight!!!

your Captain be drinking rum and lots of it!

I'll be cussing and breaking shit in no time! watch out!

lights out!! if you'll be drinkin you'll be doin it on the open deck with me under the stars and the full moon.

see you all in the mornin

-The Dread...
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vim:

ARRRR!!!....whar be the changin table on this here pirate vessel?!?!.....the wee ones got a poopy diaper...ARRRR!!!!

Jul 14, 2003

fractal:

crewman?
I don't swab no decks, arrrgggg

Jul 14, 2003

I've decided to become a pirate!

Please apply within to become part of my crew.

p.s. if anyone has a boat or a sword please share, that is all...

-Captain Deez-

See here for the first order of ranks!

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punkjr:

Arrrr!!

Slavemaster PunkJr reporting!

[Edited on Jul 11, 2003]

Jul 11, 2003

piercedvixen:

oh oh oh me i want to be a pirate a blood suckin treasure stealing pirate arrrrr!

Jul 12, 2003

Welcome to Tuesday
Please keep arms and legs inside at all times
thank you, sit back, relax and enjoy the ride

coffee, smoke

tonight will be a drinking night, haven't really hit the juice in a few weeks.

Tomorrow is our two year anniversary.

maybe dinner and a movie night?? I wish I wasn't broke

I want to go to Sears and buy a new...
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purpledaisy:

Happy Anniversay!!!!!
1. i want a new job
2. some more tequila
3. a new car
much love and hope ya had fun!!!!!!!

Jul 10, 2003

admitourmistakes:

Hey Deezy!
Haven't been on for a long time. I missed ya babes...
What's goin on? How's Miss Em???
Shan*

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