capt_sparrow

i got the truck. im sooooooo suprised the guy didnt back out when he saw the ratsun. i love this truck well besides the paint its not either of the colors its house paint pink. yes the fool painted it with fuckin house paint ill post pics tommorow since i have the day off. its fast too so first thing it gets is a proper rattle can flat black paint job with white racing stripes then tune up and exhaust gasket.

friends 21st bday was awesome i caught a good buzz i know this cuz gettin my last lap dance all i could think was i like boobs i like beer i like poon beeer he got his girlfriends friend trashed too shit she had like 3 screwdrivers 2 long island ice teas, a shot of jager, a b52, and half a beer and she could stand. i think the qoute of the night was as follows

munkeey: good job sarah for pointing that one out. you get a gold star
sarah: i want a green star cuz green means your horny

then munkeey and i where at main stage and his gf says something he turns around and knocks his beer over on main stage. that was embarressing the dancer still came over to us. it still was fun though for a monday night.

i hate my job never have i heard of a boss who takes 3 vactions in a month 3 fuckin vactions and wonders why nobody cares about the store shit i manager mealed 6 meals yesterday. all big orders to. i need a new job hell i need a beer

lets see not much else goin on so i lave you with the girl of the week and song of the week

girl of the week





song of the wee

dead milkmen

Now, I understand that some of you don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell
you a little bit about her. She's a lesbian Eskimo midget albino. She
went to college and she started the Lesbian midget Eskimo Albino
Student Union, and four hundred people signed up. There they were,
hundreds of 'em, lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos. Did I
mention the fact that she's left-handed? She's left-handed, alright.

Girl's got some strange hobbies. One of her hobbies is lowering children
into open manholes, which is kinda difficult 'cause a lot of the
children are taller than her, her being a midget and everything... or
her being a left-handed midget... or her being a left-handed lesbian
midget... or her being a left-handed lesbian albino midget... or her
being a lesbian left-handed albino midget Eskimo... life can be really
difficult on that young lady.

She bit me once, you know. Right here, ya see this? Left a mark. She was
lowerin' a friend of mine's kid into the sewer, I run up, and tried to
stop her. I said, "Listen there, you lesbian midget left-handed albino!
And you stop right there!" Then she bit me. I'm afraid I'm gonna... I'm
gonna turn into a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is
full.

Oh my God, the moon is full tonight! I can feel myself shrinking! I can
feel myself getting left-handed! I can feel myself getting the urge to
build an igloo! I can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting
red! I can feel... I can feel the urge... to buy a Suzanne Vega album!!

NOOO! NNNNNOOOO!!!!
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Oh, I'm okay; it was just gas.




heres pics of the truck