capt_sparrow

IM GETTING RID OF THE RATSUN whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa. well hopfully if the guy doesnt cring when he sees it. im trading the car for a 1968 dodge truck. and its fuckin plum crazy purple or chrysler plum. basicly its a pinkish purple color. im stoked. the guy says it goes fast. and i wanna go fast.

so this weeks goin by awseomly good well beside myjob i hae it. its so hard to save up money. but i was told by a friend to go get a app at a local bar/ restaraunta as a part time dishwasher so i should be able to save the money faster. plus i should get it since said person is the manager.

tommorows my best friend 21st bday so where goin to the strip club it should be a fuckin blast. were goin to stars cabert in portland. its a good club but i wanna go to the acrop or club 205 cuz ive heard both are way nice places but he is hell bent on goin there. but hey last time i was there i coulda taken one of the strippers home if i played it a little longer and the fucker wants me to wear a god damn suit im not wearing a fucking suit damnit not to a fucken strip club

well ill probably update again tommorow i wanna update more maybee some of my friends here will start talkin to me more and maybee ill make so new ones too


Girl of the week




song of the week


I
Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I
tried to fuck your mom in the ass
tried to fuck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog
and his ass

We
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.
(It's A Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!