cappy

some things about me ...

i was born at 5lbs and went down to 4lbs 6oz - i now weigh 300lbs (when i had 5% body fat i was 245)

all i care to drink is Captain Morgan

my nipples get hard when i hear a badass engine start up

my toes curl in when i orgasm

i have told my family to pull the plug if im dependant on a machine to survive

i love to have a nipple in my mouth (i was never breast fed)

about 50 people i know have tattoos of my design

i have owned 31 different cars and motorcycles (nothing newer than 94 and only 6 newer than 78)

9 out 10 times i cant orgasm unless my partner has

i have watched the full moon rise 76 times

the oddest thing i own are 3 billiard balls once owned by Morgan Earp (Wyat Earp's brother) - he was shot in the back while playing pool

i love spiders but i hate millepedes

i am a porn addict