Yeah,Yeah, Yeah, I know it's been a long time since my last post but this site keeps crashing my browser on my ancient computer so I can't grab any pics.
I got alot to update about since my last post.
First, my fear of my theory of no good deed goes unpunished almost happened.
I was at the subway station in Hollywood waiting on the elevator to take me up. In front of me were two very young tourist girls, who must of just got the plane since they had their packpacks with them. There we were just minding our own bussiness when here come this really drunk guy, not a bum just really, really drunk. He started to croud the girls. So they move away. Then he starts trying to talk to them. They ofcourse ignore the fucker. He must of been getting annoid by that fact because he all of a sudden goes nuts and starts screaming "Where the fuck are you from"and made a move to grab one of them. So me being Capn' Vik, world class super hero. I spring into action. Lucky for that fucker I forgot my cape. I go to grab the guy, hard, so he knew I meant bussinness. The guy was so fucked up he went flying,landed hard and ended up smashing what ever bottle of booze he had in a plastic bag. I keep pushing the down till the girls can get away. All the while there's this other squirlly guy walking around picking up every thing the drunk guy drop so I don't know if I'm about to have to handle both of these fucks. Well the girls have taken off up the escalator. The elevator door open so I grab the guy & throw him in the elevator and tell him to get the fuck out of here. He was nice enough to throw the plastic bag full of broken glass at me before the door.
So I go uver to the girls on the escaltor and tell I'm sorry they had to see something like that on there first day here. I look up and lo and behold the guys not only drunk but a moron too. He's waiting for me upstair saying he's gonna kick my ass. So ofcoarse I get in front of the little tourist and the guy goes to grab me so I throw him down again, yelling at him to stay the fuck down. This time though the fucker has got a hold of shirt and he was ripping it. That was really pissing me off.
Out of the corner of my eye I see the squirlly guy coming up behind me and he grabs my back pack, or manbag as I call it which was on the ground. I had no choice but kick drunk fuck in the face to get him to let go of my shirt. I run after squirrly. just a few feet really." Where the fuck are you going" I yelled. getting ready to slug him to when he replied that he though it was drunkie's. I grab my bag and turn around when I see that the sherriffs have finally arrived. In actuallity this all took place in about 15 - 20 seconds. Then I look around. Oh Fuck!!! Where are the girls. Shit, they took off. I just knew something like this would happen.
So the cops come up to me. Drag the other guy to the other wall. I told them what happend and the said OK, thanks for being a good guy. ?!?!?!?!?!!??!!? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?! That's never happened to me before. Cops just believed me. I guess all the saw was me keeping the guy down and missed when I had to put love in his face.( if you have seen the shoes I was wearing you know what I mean.)
I can honestly say a cop has never taken my word for anything before. I guess there is something possitive about getting old.
Ok I told you this was gonna be a long post since it's such a pain in the ass to update.
I went to the 5 yr anniversary party. It was great seeing everybody and even meeting all the new people. Hell I even missed a chance to see Sarah Silvermann preform just because it was hanging out with everyone.
The new burlesque show looks awsome. It starts out a little slow but I sure the'll work that out. I bet after every tour stop there is gonna be mad dash to Home Depot for shop ladders. Man that was hot. No chocolate this year though. That kind of disapointed me because I finnaly got the nerve to stand up front. Yeah thet was me the tall guy in a hat blocking your way.
Then Dave Navarro was comming on. I actually like Dave but who cares let's hang out with all the peeps. Back to the back for more drunken debuachery. Somehow I ended up kissing someone elses wife.
Hey even the good guy has to be a bad boy.
What a great night.
Now tonight it's off to the Hollywood Bowl the the great Willie Nelson
He's playing with the Phil so that should be intersting. I booked a row of 10 of the cheap seats so I'll be partying up and getting rowdy.
Well I think that's enough for now.
Here's the Tilly
and a few more just in case it'll be a while before I post again.
I got alot to update about since my last post.
First, my fear of my theory of no good deed goes unpunished almost happened.
I was at the subway station in Hollywood waiting on the elevator to take me up. In front of me were two very young tourist girls, who must of just got the plane since they had their packpacks with them. There we were just minding our own bussiness when here come this really drunk guy, not a bum just really, really drunk. He started to croud the girls. So they move away. Then he starts trying to talk to them. They ofcourse ignore the fucker. He must of been getting annoid by that fact because he all of a sudden goes nuts and starts screaming "Where the fuck are you from"and made a move to grab one of them. So me being Capn' Vik, world class super hero. I spring into action. Lucky for that fucker I forgot my cape. I go to grab the guy, hard, so he knew I meant bussinness. The guy was so fucked up he went flying,landed hard and ended up smashing what ever bottle of booze he had in a plastic bag. I keep pushing the down till the girls can get away. All the while there's this other squirlly guy walking around picking up every thing the drunk guy drop so I don't know if I'm about to have to handle both of these fucks. Well the girls have taken off up the escalator. The elevator door open so I grab the guy & throw him in the elevator and tell him to get the fuck out of here. He was nice enough to throw the plastic bag full of broken glass at me before the door.
So I go uver to the girls on the escaltor and tell I'm sorry they had to see something like that on there first day here. I look up and lo and behold the guys not only drunk but a moron too. He's waiting for me upstair saying he's gonna kick my ass. So ofcoarse I get in front of the little tourist and the guy goes to grab me so I throw him down again, yelling at him to stay the fuck down. This time though the fucker has got a hold of shirt and he was ripping it. That was really pissing me off.
Out of the corner of my eye I see the squirlly guy coming up behind me and he grabs my back pack, or manbag as I call it which was on the ground. I had no choice but kick drunk fuck in the face to get him to let go of my shirt. I run after squirrly. just a few feet really." Where the fuck are you going" I yelled. getting ready to slug him to when he replied that he though it was drunkie's. I grab my bag and turn around when I see that the sherriffs have finally arrived. In actuallity this all took place in about 15 - 20 seconds. Then I look around. Oh Fuck!!! Where are the girls. Shit, they took off. I just knew something like this would happen.
So the cops come up to me. Drag the other guy to the other wall. I told them what happend and the said OK, thanks for being a good guy. ?!?!?!?!?!!??!!? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?! That's never happened to me before. Cops just believed me. I guess all the saw was me keeping the guy down and missed when I had to put love in his face.( if you have seen the shoes I was wearing you know what I mean.)
I can honestly say a cop has never taken my word for anything before. I guess there is something possitive about getting old.
Ok I told you this was gonna be a long post since it's such a pain in the ass to update.
I went to the 5 yr anniversary party. It was great seeing everybody and even meeting all the new people. Hell I even missed a chance to see Sarah Silvermann preform just because it was hanging out with everyone.
The new burlesque show looks awsome. It starts out a little slow but I sure the'll work that out. I bet after every tour stop there is gonna be mad dash to Home Depot for shop ladders. Man that was hot. No chocolate this year though. That kind of disapointed me because I finnaly got the nerve to stand up front. Yeah thet was me the tall guy in a hat blocking your way.
Then Dave Navarro was comming on. I actually like Dave but who cares let's hang out with all the peeps. Back to the back for more drunken debuachery. Somehow I ended up kissing someone elses wife.
Hey even the good guy has to be a bad boy.
What a great night.
Now tonight it's off to the Hollywood Bowl the the great Willie Nelson
He's playing with the Phil so that should be intersting. I booked a row of 10 of the cheap seats so I'll be partying up and getting rowdy.
Well I think that's enough for now.
Here's the Tilly
and a few more just in case it'll be a while before I post again.
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If it is, i have not seen you in WAY too long!! lol.
Glad it turned out okay, for you and the girls you were protecting. Nice to know
chivalry lives!!