Ok, it's been awhile so I'm gonna humble myself & tell you all an embarrassing story. First, let me tell you Superman was great! Back to my story I got my ass kicked by a girl.
Let me explaine. I was really fucked up last wednesday. Woke up, started drinking. Went to a bar around 11 am to watch some world cup. (MMMMMM great bloody mary at the pig and whistle. Apparently this 1 bartender puts Guiness in her mix. YUM!) But I digress. I ended up at the Power House and met this this hot chunky tatted chick wdo says she is one of the Roller Derby girls. Now I'm not sure what started this but she grabbed me by hair in a violent yet fun manner.( I sometimes like it tough
) So we're wrestleing and I pick her up and slam her against this wall in the alley that had a cage on it so it had pleanty of give. Then I bounce off and trip and fall flat on my ass on the hard concrete floor. Ouch!! My fat ass just fell 3 feet and landed with a thud. Ifelt the reverberations all up my spine and a little pinch right under my right under my right shoulder blade that I new was gonna be trouble later. So I sitting there, cant breath and I realized that we should of come up with a safe word before we started this play because I'm just sitting there motionless while she's kneeing me in the head. She finally realizes that I need to stop and she helps me up, we hug and then she nice enough to entroduce ne to her boyfriend who was watching the whole thing! What!!!!! I went through all that I'm not even getting a hook up later.
Now the really bad epillog:
The pain in my back started creaping around the side of my ribs and was having trouble breathing and coughing alot. The coughing would feek like a was being hit by a flaming pick ax.
So I go to hospital tonight. My lungs are ok, wich is was what I was woried about. Apperently when you break your ribs you don't breath deep enough so your body puts a little flem in your lungs so you will cough to keep them from collapsing. The pain is bad but the worse part is I get no sleep because everytime I move or cough I wake up screaming!!!
This would be so much better if Miss Jennifer Tilly was here to help.
Let me explaine. I was really fucked up last wednesday. Woke up, started drinking. Went to a bar around 11 am to watch some world cup. (MMMMMM great bloody mary at the pig and whistle. Apparently this 1 bartender puts Guiness in her mix. YUM!) But I digress. I ended up at the Power House and met this this hot chunky tatted chick wdo says she is one of the Roller Derby girls. Now I'm not sure what started this but she grabbed me by hair in a violent yet fun manner.( I sometimes like it tough
) So we're wrestleing and I pick her up and slam her against this wall in the alley that had a cage on it so it had pleanty of give. Then I bounce off and trip and fall flat on my ass on the hard concrete floor. Ouch!! My fat ass just fell 3 feet and landed with a thud. Ifelt the reverberations all up my spine and a little pinch right under my right under my right shoulder blade that I new was gonna be trouble later. So I sitting there, cant breath and I realized that we should of come up with a safe word before we started this play because I'm just sitting there motionless while she's kneeing me in the head. She finally realizes that I need to stop and she helps me up, we hug and then she nice enough to entroduce ne to her boyfriend who was watching the whole thing! What!!!!! I went through all that I'm not even getting a hook up later.
Now the really bad epillog:
The pain in my back started creaping around the side of my ribs and was having trouble breathing and coughing alot. The coughing would feek like a was being hit by a flaming pick ax.
So I go to hospital tonight. My lungs are ok, wich is was what I was woried about. Apperently when you break your ribs you don't breath deep enough so your body puts a little flem in your lungs so you will cough to keep them from collapsing. The pain is bad but the worse part is I get no sleep because everytime I move or cough I wake up screaming!!!
This would be so much better if Miss Jennifer Tilly was here to help.
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pmvirgin:
<shakes head, smiling>
sexybeast:
You are correct. I will not be having a shindig next weekend.