Quote from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels...
Soap - "Tom, your fat and you look like you should be...."
This about describes me today, so I am headed to the gym tonight and the
diet starts today. I would like for at least once in my life that I
had a washboard stomach instead of one that has the consistency of
trifle......
So if there's any tips let me know.
Some random stuff
1) Bought a Apple Airport Express, wireless music beamed to my hi-fi.
Nice.
2) Bought a new pair of boots for my 'better half'. A pair of shiny
cherry demonia concorde boots with hunners 'o buckles.
3) No one wants to buy my car, I aint going to give the fucker away.
4) Trying to come up with a more sleazy soundrack I would like to hear
at Club Noir, "it aint easy being cheezy."
5) Wish I could find a really good idea for my first tattoo, seen some
nice big ones. But, as I am a bit of a pussy when it comes to pain, I
want to find a small one that can be expanded. Ideas on a postcard
please!!!
6) Want to buy my wife a purple rubber Nun's dress like Jackies.
Where'd u get it?
7) Want to get wasted like the good old days....
8) Still haven't got myself a Wonka bar.
9) Downloaded so much music from http://www.allofmp3.com . It's kinda
legal.
10) My new favourite band (for today anyway) is the Editors.
Toodle pip
Soap - "Tom, your fat and you look like you should be...."
This about describes me today, so I am headed to the gym tonight and the
diet starts today. I would like for at least once in my life that I
had a washboard stomach instead of one that has the consistency of
trifle......
So if there's any tips let me know.
Some random stuff
1) Bought a Apple Airport Express, wireless music beamed to my hi-fi.
Nice.
2) Bought a new pair of boots for my 'better half'. A pair of shiny
cherry demonia concorde boots with hunners 'o buckles.
3) No one wants to buy my car, I aint going to give the fucker away.
4) Trying to come up with a more sleazy soundrack I would like to hear
at Club Noir, "it aint easy being cheezy."
5) Wish I could find a really good idea for my first tattoo, seen some
nice big ones. But, as I am a bit of a pussy when it comes to pain, I
want to find a small one that can be expanded. Ideas on a postcard
please!!!
6) Want to buy my wife a purple rubber Nun's dress like Jackies.
Where'd u get it?
7) Want to get wasted like the good old days....
8) Still haven't got myself a Wonka bar.
9) Downloaded so much music from http://www.allofmp3.com . It's kinda
legal.
10) My new favourite band (for today anyway) is the Editors.
Toodle pip
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zola25:
That's a damn good idea about getting the tramps to rub themselves over her seat. I think I may take that idea forward and then get the tramps to stalk her and then piss over her underwear! 
lovelysitwell:
yep of course!if your unemployed for long enough youll end up dead from starvation and your cats can eat your remains so they would be ok!