capguncrimespree

lately i've gained about 300 pounds. i'm a huge fatty. all i do is eat ice cream and chocolate, i go to real food daily and make gravy soup out of any dish i order. my veins flow with sugar, my heart is protected all snuggly in a soft layer of fat.

so last night i hada dream about fucking a dead girl up the ass. it was hott. yes, that's right, with 2 "T"'s motherfucker.

any day now my 3D goggles are going to get in the mail. i'm sooo excited. if only there were 3D porn. speaking of porn, i've been rating a stack of about 100 dvds, i'm making an A team and a B team. it's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it. well, actually i guess that's not true, but it's a good reason to watch hundreds of porn DVD's! ..pshh, as if you need a reason.

so once again i had my one day off this week . can't wait for these next few weeks to end so i can be done with this motherfuckin' game, and take a trip. and get my sleeves finished. i really am runninng out of space, just about everything is spoken for, save my hands, neck and face, well, the face it spoken for, .... by a little thing i call better judgement that tells normal people that's it's a BAD idea to get it tattooed!
i was thinking about getting knives or bullettes on the sides of my hands tho.
so i'm the world's best shopper, according tothe world's worst shopper. apparently i give good advice, and gave great taste (that's a given) mwahaha.
tonight i'm going toget dinner made for me, i'm so stoked. who knows what it'll be, but i'm not picky, as long as it's vegan i don't really give a fuck.

ok, time to go eat more ice cream and cry