FUCK MY PUSSY DOCTOR
hello my name is wiil, i enjoy brushing my teeth and changing my clothes more than any woman ever.
so lately god has been taking a steaming shit on my chest. my car just finally got fixed, i'm sick of living out of a suitcase and sleeping in an eerily sterile room that is not my own. i've been homeless for as long as team awesome has formed, at least i'm the captain of that. at least i'm not in scotland at least i'm bling blingin', and i don't have chimpanzee acne, or moose bumps. sometimes i brush my hair off to the side like some kind of hipster faggot,, then this really creepy girl punches me in the face. i deserve it. oh look, my shir's off.....again.
i'm one hot ass motherfucker, time to jerk off in thhe mirror.
tough like a ukalele.
hello my name is wiil, i enjoy brushing my teeth and changing my clothes more than any woman ever.
so lately god has been taking a steaming shit on my chest. my car just finally got fixed, i'm sick of living out of a suitcase and sleeping in an eerily sterile room that is not my own. i've been homeless for as long as team awesome has formed, at least i'm the captain of that. at least i'm not in scotland at least i'm bling blingin', and i don't have chimpanzee acne, or moose bumps. sometimes i brush my hair off to the side like some kind of hipster faggot,, then this really creepy girl punches me in the face. i deserve it. oh look, my shir's off.....again.
i'm one hot ass motherfucker, time to jerk off in thhe mirror.
tough like a ukalele.
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atmospherik1:
I've got moose bumps.
bettina:
Thanks for holding my crap at the bar. And hooking me up with yummy vegan eats. I didn't get that picture of you next to Charles Bronson's star, doh. What's the website for that dude who took my picture, I'm all curious...like is my face gonna be surrounded by cock or what? Ewwww.