cap

And now a few words of wisdom.

Never fixate on being compared to her ex. The reality is she's comparing you to the guys on tv, movies, and love novels. Much worse than being compared to the ex. Be afraid.

That was my wise old soul side kicking in, sorry. We now return to our regularly scheduled programing.

Tonight an ex is coming to town. She moved away a while ago. I plan to ravage the girl. Leave her panting, moaning, and semi-conscious, adn smiling. They don't fuck like me on the west coast do they? Sex gets me very primal. I growl. A calm collected man, completly uncaged by restraint. Lol

I'd share the experience but I'm a stickler for being unexpected. I don't share my secret techniques. I like to blindside people with what I can do. That look of complete shock, amazement and approval makes me giggle. I don't think I'll ever completly grow out of being bad.

"I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. No one ever sees me coming."

Ok I'm gonna shower and head to K's for the game. Poor bastard broke his foot. From walking in flipflops while drunk. I kid u not. God I luv that bastard.

Then I "might" go see Sasquatch in Worchester. Not sure.

Ok I'm out later, my deviant little children.


................Hippo