My PC is repaired so I have returned. JOY
Xmas was nice. I got a tv remote, an emergency kit and ice scraper for my car, Chasing Amy on dvd, and a Cashmere (mispelt?) sweater. The sweater rocks. I had a cool xmas party but the pics of me are kinda bad....really bad. I took one glance and did a million pushups and sit ups.
I also almost went and got myself decapitated. No kidding. I got cocky and almost got my head ripped off. I have the tiniest nick on my neck but it hit me so hard I spun. Good thing I'm quick, but I swore I wasn't quick enough. I was lying there thinking,
"There goes my jugular, I have seconds to live............well shit."
Everyone runs over and my first words are, " That wasn't suppose to happen." I am such an idiot.
Let's see what else have I been up to other than trying to get myself deleted.
Sex by the fire is overrated.
People can't read.
Sledding at 2 in the morning is remarkably underrated, especially with a chick.
My ex has a kid......named after me. And doesn't wanna get back together. Phew.....I think
She said my voice was the first thing she heard in her head when she found out.
And I have invented the Bomb diggs recipe.
Imagine a Rice Crispy treat......as a ball. With nuts, caramel, and rolled in coconut. I SO ROCK.
I also discovered that my dog can open a microwave and eat what's inside. I have no Fucking clue how.
Tommorow is New Years eve. We are all going to Medeira (the resturaunt not the island) again like last year. I have pics from last year up. This year we have decided to go Hawain. While everyone is dressed up we will be in straw hats, sandals, and flower shirts. We will either be kicked out or be worshiped as Tiki gods. Photos will be supplied provided I look reasonably attractive.
Sangria will be had by all. They have the best Sangria EVER.
Did you all miss me? I missed u. Well not really but o well.
Happy New years all
The Cap wearsa funny hat.
Xmas was nice. I got a tv remote, an emergency kit and ice scraper for my car, Chasing Amy on dvd, and a Cashmere (mispelt?) sweater. The sweater rocks. I had a cool xmas party but the pics of me are kinda bad....really bad. I took one glance and did a million pushups and sit ups.
![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
I also almost went and got myself decapitated. No kidding. I got cocky and almost got my head ripped off. I have the tiniest nick on my neck but it hit me so hard I spun. Good thing I'm quick, but I swore I wasn't quick enough. I was lying there thinking,
"There goes my jugular, I have seconds to live............well shit."
Everyone runs over and my first words are, " That wasn't suppose to happen." I am such an idiot.
Let's see what else have I been up to other than trying to get myself deleted.
Sex by the fire is overrated.
People can't read.
Sledding at 2 in the morning is remarkably underrated, especially with a chick.
![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
My ex has a kid......named after me. And doesn't wanna get back together. Phew.....I think
![confused](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/confused.9b1223c913e4.gif)
She said my voice was the first thing she heard in her head when she found out.
And I have invented the Bomb diggs recipe.
Imagine a Rice Crispy treat......as a ball. With nuts, caramel, and rolled in coconut. I SO ROCK.
I also discovered that my dog can open a microwave and eat what's inside. I have no Fucking clue how.
Tommorow is New Years eve. We are all going to Medeira (the resturaunt not the island) again like last year. I have pics from last year up. This year we have decided to go Hawain. While everyone is dressed up we will be in straw hats, sandals, and flower shirts. We will either be kicked out or be worshiped as Tiki gods. Photos will be supplied provided I look reasonably attractive.
![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
Sangria will be had by all. They have the best Sangria EVER.
Did you all miss me? I missed u. Well not really but o well.
Happy New years all
The Cap wearsa funny hat.
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)
....but at least Im thinner than ever!!
so I see you took my idea...ahem...to impress a gurl...
so did you grease up a garbage can lid..or did you splege and buy a sled?
Happy New Years!!!!