Ok I've been getting a lot of strange rumors and stuff buzzing around me lately. A lot of random offers/ requests fom people out of the blue. Never spoke to them ever. Asking to join my buddy list on here or etc.
So I will take this opportunity to fill out a lil resume of my requests and needs. If you do not fit these requirments then you will be ignored until you decide to just try the "Hello my name is..." approach. Since all my IRL friends read this I would like to give them special instructions.
STAPLE THIS TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS FREAKIN FOREHEADS CUZ SO HELP ME IF I HEAR ABOUT ANOTHER FRIEND WHOS PERFECT FOR ME!!!!
Ok all applicants must meet all of the following needs.
Applicant must be female.
Applicant must be have self respect.
Applicant must no how to dress in a form flattering manner.
Applicant must have an healthy and well maintained physiqe. This shows that the applicant not only has the respect for their body that is nessecary but also the disipline to regularly excersise.
Applicant must be pleasant, and friendly.
Applicant must be open and truthful.
Applicant must have fashion sense. The more the better.
Applicant must be confident.
Applicant should know basic dancing and enjoy participating.
Applicant must be flirtacious.
Applicant must be bold at times if not forward.
It is prefered for the applicant to be brunette but not nessecary.
Applicant must appreciate being well treated (like a lady)
Applicant must be confident in bedroom.
Applicant must be willing to try many things in bedroom.
Applicant must have no reservatons about being pleased in bedroom.
Applicant must have a great smile and even greater laugh.
Applicant must make me smile.
If applicant can make me bluss or shock me =serious turn on
Applicant must have energy.
Applicant must be equally comfortable in PJs with no make up, watchin a rental with me as they are done up and ready to party.
Applicant must be able to drink under the level where she becomes a burden to those around her. ie passed out, puking early in the night, paramedics, violent all unacceptable
Applicant must be honest about there interests in me. If you can't even risk telling me your curious on a romantic level do you really think you can do the rest. Take a risk.
Applicant must understand and be ok with this being a temp position with almost no chance of permanant placement.
Applicant must want to be willing to continue friendship on same terms as before romance. I dont want to lose anything in the process of having fun.
If you can't fill these requirements you are unfortunatly over or under qualified for the position. Please do not be discouraged things change with time.
With that said I hope I'll be left alone a little. I don't like tbeing forced into a position where I have to hurt someones feelings.
So I will take this opportunity to fill out a lil resume of my requests and needs. If you do not fit these requirments then you will be ignored until you decide to just try the "Hello my name is..." approach. Since all my IRL friends read this I would like to give them special instructions.
STAPLE THIS TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS FREAKIN FOREHEADS CUZ SO HELP ME IF I HEAR ABOUT ANOTHER FRIEND WHOS PERFECT FOR ME!!!!
Ok all applicants must meet all of the following needs.
Applicant must be female.
Applicant must be have self respect.
Applicant must no how to dress in a form flattering manner.
Applicant must have an healthy and well maintained physiqe. This shows that the applicant not only has the respect for their body that is nessecary but also the disipline to regularly excersise.
Applicant must be pleasant, and friendly.
Applicant must be open and truthful.
Applicant must have fashion sense. The more the better.
Applicant must be confident.
Applicant should know basic dancing and enjoy participating.
Applicant must be flirtacious.
Applicant must be bold at times if not forward.
It is prefered for the applicant to be brunette but not nessecary.
Applicant must appreciate being well treated (like a lady)
Applicant must be confident in bedroom.
Applicant must be willing to try many things in bedroom.
Applicant must have no reservatons about being pleased in bedroom.
Applicant must have a great smile and even greater laugh.
Applicant must make me smile.
If applicant can make me bluss or shock me =serious turn on
Applicant must have energy.
Applicant must be equally comfortable in PJs with no make up, watchin a rental with me as they are done up and ready to party.
Applicant must be able to drink under the level where she becomes a burden to those around her. ie passed out, puking early in the night, paramedics, violent all unacceptable
Applicant must be honest about there interests in me. If you can't even risk telling me your curious on a romantic level do you really think you can do the rest. Take a risk.
Applicant must understand and be ok with this being a temp position with almost no chance of permanant placement.
Applicant must want to be willing to continue friendship on same terms as before romance. I dont want to lose anything in the process of having fun.
If you can't fill these requirements you are unfortunatly over or under qualified for the position. Please do not be discouraged things change with time.
With that said I hope I'll be left alone a little. I don't like tbeing forced into a position where I have to hurt someones feelings.
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cap:
that doesn't make a lick of sense. 
thetotalm:
OK..hmmmm an example of the grandfather clase...ahh..when they passed that new driver law in RI law about 6 years back saying that anyone with a "proviionsional" licenase had to fall under a new set of guidelines. Well you were "grandfathered in" if you already had a licenase at that point wheather you were 100 or 18. I made it by one month by the way