Hey weiner faces
Ever have to poop? I mean poop really really bad but couldnt? Like theres a bag of puppies in your bowels and your anus is using all its strength to hold back the gushing monstristy that you are about to unlease in your porcilen bowl.
Yeah I had one of those at work today 15 mins left in my shift...so couldnt just leave and poop cuase it woulda taken that 15 mins just to pooop it all out, and on top of that I DO NOT poop in public poop holes. I like to drop my kids off in the saftey and comfyness of my own seat at home.
So i held...held tight....like that little kid who put his finger in the dike...but the dike was my bowels...and the little kid was my brown eye.....the end result wasnt pretty.....not one of those usual cute little guys that kinda floats there in its little compact shape.....nope.....it was as if my butt was a shot gun and the fecal matter was the ammo....atleast i feel better now
Hope you have fun![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
Ever have to poop? I mean poop really really bad but couldnt? Like theres a bag of puppies in your bowels and your anus is using all its strength to hold back the gushing monstristy that you are about to unlease in your porcilen bowl.
Yeah I had one of those at work today 15 mins left in my shift...so couldnt just leave and poop cuase it woulda taken that 15 mins just to pooop it all out, and on top of that I DO NOT poop in public poop holes. I like to drop my kids off in the saftey and comfyness of my own seat at home.
So i held...held tight....like that little kid who put his finger in the dike...but the dike was my bowels...and the little kid was my brown eye.....the end result wasnt pretty.....not one of those usual cute little guys that kinda floats there in its little compact shape.....nope.....it was as if my butt was a shot gun and the fecal matter was the ammo....atleast i feel better now
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
Hope you have fun
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
cheshire:
*blink........blink*
user209834982:
hahaha..bag of puppies...
![miao!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/miao.9f700d970e33.gif)