Ever have one of those days that start out great and suddenly everything stops and gets shitty?
I was great all morning. Happy, feeling sassy and goofy.... and then like a stone thrown into a lake everything just sinks and you feel shitty and down and confused and no matter how you try to reason with yourself you just feel crazy and shittier...
These days...
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When you cant shake the insecurities, when you feel overtired and used up and like a frumpy potato sack up against the women who are truly beautiful, when wearing make up makes you feel even more like a mom trying too hard, when being naked makes you want to hide, makes you want to crawl into some dark corner where no one has to be...
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So the adorable red furred puppy in the last blog is now an enormous fat lazy pile of wrinkly snoring lovable dbag princess. We love him. Well. I love him, my husband doesnt always love him.
Anyway so many of you nekkid people have requested new pictures of him, I guess I should listen...
So the next time I have internet at my house or...
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Which unfortunately only means that all our bills are paid, and so no cool stuff gets to be purchased, no tattoos done, and no new piercings either. LAME.
On the bright side...... I GET TO GO LOOK AT GIANT DROOLY PUPPIES TONIGHT!!! Mastiff/Am. Bully mix. Fuck Yes.
I need a giant drooly dog in my life. Other than my...
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utter bullshit, I say. I have all these plans for tattoos I want but never can afford, I wish my hubby knew how to tattoo, so at the very least I could offer up an arm or a leg and bat my lashes at him and with the sweetest...
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