Thursday brought to you by Starbucks!Friday brought to you by stress!
and now hopefully we may return to our regularlly scheduled programing...already in progress even....so yeah last week was slightly annoyin...as everyone read, my girly parts were makin life miserable for almost 2 weeks now even after i took that shot to try & put them out of commission with the only option the doctors shall give me...still confused i am over why there's no ovary black market...and of course i am a brat, i shall admitt and apologize for the torturing or annoyance caused to others by such...i do believe i get so cranky cuz the noise inside me head at such times gets cranked to an intolerable volume that isn't fathomable by the human ear...it's always been a problem but in the last less than year i've learned to find calming presences that mute it on a very regular basis...plus i worked long annoyin hours last week...as usual...my absolute fave assistant and my reason for sanity @ work for the last year, worked her official last day on tuesday...and my boss came to visit yesterday....i always get stressed when someone's walkin around the building with a notebook grading everything about what i do & what i'm in charge of...plus i got a memo from the ohio bmv sayin they were tryin to suspend my license cuz they didn't get the copy of my insurance card i mailed with my speeding ticket back in march...but i've always been good at stressin & worryin about shit..movin on i do believe from the negative to something positive.....lemme find it first....
i totally stole that 2nd one from an ecard i think i sent someone one time
lil ms.optimist's turn i do believe....my boss said i'm doin a good job...he did have things he didn't like,-stupid shit like replace 2 ceiling tiles, rotate the candy in the display case, & reminders to keep up with the detoriating of an ancient building...he says i've been ready to move on...and that he doesn't worry about the building at all cuz he knows it in good hands...i'm still insnaely happy with my pet status & am vowing to not let it bother me when the gay boys and other random people tend to mock me as being straight since i can't find a girl...i am selective, i know what i'm looking for, & i don't want to end up with some crazy bitch along the way again...i'm totally a partial lesbian with standards....even though i've been known to say my moral standing is lying down, i still have standards... i want to watch movies...i feel a movie trip is in order soon...i sooo love goin to the movies & they make me happy...esp. wheni have a big bag of candy like i just bought earlier this week at the world market..i need to reminded of such things alot since that's what i do....and i got the 2nd season of lost from a friend yesterday & watched a lil before hardcore passin out on the couch last night...i slept like 8 hours or something
...that's absurd for me...i'm enjoyin bein lazy this morning but i need to find motivation...i must pack my bag....shower & all that girly stuff...and hope for business at work which prolly ain't gonna happen...so i must attempt such...i really hope i get to see Timber_ before she heads back to indy....and of course a visit from SGJESUS would rock too...and hey....maybe KatieOkieDokie too...okay so maybe i just like friends who come see me at work and those are my shameless self plugs....
and here's something recent for you...
and now hopefully we may return to our regularlly scheduled programing...already in progress even....so yeah last week was slightly annoyin...as everyone read, my girly parts were makin life miserable for almost 2 weeks now even after i took that shot to try & put them out of commission with the only option the doctors shall give me...still confused i am over why there's no ovary black market...and of course i am a brat, i shall admitt and apologize for the torturing or annoyance caused to others by such...i do believe i get so cranky cuz the noise inside me head at such times gets cranked to an intolerable volume that isn't fathomable by the human ear...it's always been a problem but in the last less than year i've learned to find calming presences that mute it on a very regular basis...plus i worked long annoyin hours last week...as usual...my absolute fave assistant and my reason for sanity @ work for the last year, worked her official last day on tuesday...and my boss came to visit yesterday....i always get stressed when someone's walkin around the building with a notebook grading everything about what i do & what i'm in charge of...plus i got a memo from the ohio bmv sayin they were tryin to suspend my license cuz they didn't get the copy of my insurance card i mailed with my speeding ticket back in march...but i've always been good at stressin & worryin about shit..movin on i do believe from the negative to something positive.....lemme find it first....
i totally stole that 2nd one from an ecard i think i sent someone one time
lil ms.optimist's turn i do believe....my boss said i'm doin a good job...he did have things he didn't like,-stupid shit like replace 2 ceiling tiles, rotate the candy in the display case, & reminders to keep up with the detoriating of an ancient building...he says i've been ready to move on...and that he doesn't worry about the building at all cuz he knows it in good hands...i'm still insnaely happy with my pet status & am vowing to not let it bother me when the gay boys and other random people tend to mock me as being straight since i can't find a girl...i am selective, i know what i'm looking for, & i don't want to end up with some crazy bitch along the way again...i'm totally a partial lesbian with standards....even though i've been known to say my moral standing is lying down, i still have standards... i want to watch movies...i feel a movie trip is in order soon...i sooo love goin to the movies & they make me happy...esp. wheni have a big bag of candy like i just bought earlier this week at the world market..i need to reminded of such things alot since that's what i do....and i got the 2nd season of lost from a friend yesterday & watched a lil before hardcore passin out on the couch last night...i slept like 8 hours or something
...that's absurd for me...i'm enjoyin bein lazy this morning but i need to find motivation...i must pack my bag....shower & all that girly stuff...and hope for business at work which prolly ain't gonna happen...so i must attempt such...i really hope i get to see Timber_ before she heads back to indy....and of course a visit from SGJESUS would rock too...and hey....maybe KatieOkieDokie too...okay so maybe i just like friends who come see me at work and those are my shameless self plugs....
and here's something recent for you...
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(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm...... )
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
In other words, send it to everyone ! (and God love that pig!)