Have you ever confessed on Group Hug? I just did... and these are some of my favorite confessions from that site... too damn funny!
"When I'm walking along the street, I get urges to just run up to people (male, female, doesn't matter), and just kiss them. Just give them a big, open mouthed kiss. On their lips. And then tell them they're beautiful. And then just walk away.
I've never done it, but I was shopping today, and the urge was sooooo strong... Just wanted to kiss all these people, tell them how beautiful I thought they looked."
"I'm really skinny but also very hairy. Nobody expects me to be that hairy, and I think it freaks them out."
"I wanna pummel my vegan flatmate with a meat tenderizer and eat 'em in a sandwich."
"To all the women that complain that "size matters": you are mostly dirty sluts that will end up contracting genital warts and herpes. Screw off."
"I'm truly astonished at america. Half of america is for bush. Half of america is for kerry.Id say about 25% that voted for bush are just complete weakminded individuals who are scared shitless because of the tactics the bush administration has used. These people are somehow convinced the country is doing great through the constant reassurance of the bush administration when in reality all facts contradict their lies. The other 25% percent are the ones going to benefit from bush being re-elected. If bush wins the other 50% that voted for kerry got their asses fucked without any vasseline. They will lose faith in their democracy because of the overwhelming amounts of sheep(the simple-minded) and wolves(bush admin and other corrupt) that make up the deciding factor of where their country is going.
And that my friends, is straight to hell."
"I masturbate too much. I lose friends because I spend all of my time masturbating instead of hanging out with them. I can't stop. I have tried, but I just end up having boners for the whole day. Then everybody laughs at me."
"I like girls! I fucking admit it, i love them. I've been straight for as long as I can remember and despite the big drama they always cause, some of them just have the nicest asses and the nicest racks. My god, sometimes I feel intimidated by seeing guy parts, or almost naked men because it's not something I'm use to. I'm always around girls, I'm more familiar to it.
I'm not saying I would have a serious relationship with a girl, but damn just for some fun, I'd SO makeout with a girl.
That's my goal for this year. Go 2005!"
"The other day I saw this homeless guy fuck a midget and I started laughing. I didn't know why, but I later realized it's because midgets are funny."
"I hate america, its flag and most of its citizens. Except Eddie Murphy and Stephen King etc.
I also want to eat the raw flesh of american conservative christians."
"Theres this girl that i know...ONE OF THESE DAYS IM GOING TO GROPE THE SHIT OUTA HER!!! When that day comes I can die happy...but until that day its me and my right hand."
"I suck dick like its going out of style."
"I got really drunk one night and called our local chinese place and started reading the menu off to the guy on the phone in a very seductive voice. He was just sitting there, not saying anything. I even pretended to orgasm when I got to the combo platters. He actually stayed on the line, laughed, then hung up."
"When there's no one around in the house, I take a wiffle-ball bat and pretend it's a lightsaber and that I'm a Jedi. I'm 31 years old."
"i'm 20 and have never had sex. i'm not ugly or afraid or a prude or anything like that. i've just never done it. i really just want some guy to rail me so hard the bed (or table or car or whatever) moves. i think about sex all the time. someone just fuck me so i can think about other things."
"I told my wife, co-workers, family and friends that I have cancer. I've been shaving my head and eyebrows to make it look like I've been going to chemo. When I go to work, they all act like I'm a brave little soldier and tell me to go home and rest.
I usually go home and surf porn sites."
"I got really drunk at my own party and woke up the next morning on my front porch with no pants. My mother found me and said it was normal for girls my age."
"When I'm walking along the street, I get urges to just run up to people (male, female, doesn't matter), and just kiss them. Just give them a big, open mouthed kiss. On their lips. And then tell them they're beautiful. And then just walk away.
I've never done it, but I was shopping today, and the urge was sooooo strong... Just wanted to kiss all these people, tell them how beautiful I thought they looked."
"I'm really skinny but also very hairy. Nobody expects me to be that hairy, and I think it freaks them out."
"I wanna pummel my vegan flatmate with a meat tenderizer and eat 'em in a sandwich."
"To all the women that complain that "size matters": you are mostly dirty sluts that will end up contracting genital warts and herpes. Screw off."
"I'm truly astonished at america. Half of america is for bush. Half of america is for kerry.Id say about 25% that voted for bush are just complete weakminded individuals who are scared shitless because of the tactics the bush administration has used. These people are somehow convinced the country is doing great through the constant reassurance of the bush administration when in reality all facts contradict their lies. The other 25% percent are the ones going to benefit from bush being re-elected. If bush wins the other 50% that voted for kerry got their asses fucked without any vasseline. They will lose faith in their democracy because of the overwhelming amounts of sheep(the simple-minded) and wolves(bush admin and other corrupt) that make up the deciding factor of where their country is going.
And that my friends, is straight to hell."
"I masturbate too much. I lose friends because I spend all of my time masturbating instead of hanging out with them. I can't stop. I have tried, but I just end up having boners for the whole day. Then everybody laughs at me."
"I like girls! I fucking admit it, i love them. I've been straight for as long as I can remember and despite the big drama they always cause, some of them just have the nicest asses and the nicest racks. My god, sometimes I feel intimidated by seeing guy parts, or almost naked men because it's not something I'm use to. I'm always around girls, I'm more familiar to it.
I'm not saying I would have a serious relationship with a girl, but damn just for some fun, I'd SO makeout with a girl.
That's my goal for this year. Go 2005!"
"The other day I saw this homeless guy fuck a midget and I started laughing. I didn't know why, but I later realized it's because midgets are funny."
"I hate america, its flag and most of its citizens. Except Eddie Murphy and Stephen King etc.
I also want to eat the raw flesh of american conservative christians."
"Theres this girl that i know...ONE OF THESE DAYS IM GOING TO GROPE THE SHIT OUTA HER!!! When that day comes I can die happy...but until that day its me and my right hand."
"I suck dick like its going out of style."
"I got really drunk one night and called our local chinese place and started reading the menu off to the guy on the phone in a very seductive voice. He was just sitting there, not saying anything. I even pretended to orgasm when I got to the combo platters. He actually stayed on the line, laughed, then hung up."
"When there's no one around in the house, I take a wiffle-ball bat and pretend it's a lightsaber and that I'm a Jedi. I'm 31 years old."
"i'm 20 and have never had sex. i'm not ugly or afraid or a prude or anything like that. i've just never done it. i really just want some guy to rail me so hard the bed (or table or car or whatever) moves. i think about sex all the time. someone just fuck me so i can think about other things."
"I told my wife, co-workers, family and friends that I have cancer. I've been shaving my head and eyebrows to make it look like I've been going to chemo. When I go to work, they all act like I'm a brave little soldier and tell me to go home and rest.
I usually go home and surf porn sites."
"I got really drunk at my own party and woke up the next morning on my front porch with no pants. My mother found me and said it was normal for girls my age."
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