So let's get personal, why not:
> I've gone bungy-jumping from 170 feet up in the air next to Circus, Circus in Las Vegas. Every second I thought I was going to die. Every minute of it is caught on tape... and no, I probably wouldn't do it again.
> I've never broken anything, never had surgery, never had any stitches, never had cavities. My dad also happens to be a dentist.
> I used to skip classes in high school to go with my "crew" to the beach. We made little bottle necklaces filled with beach sand as a reminder of our adventures. I still have mine hanging above my bed.
> I've played piano for 7 years, and I once completely forgot how to play a song at a recital. I just sat there, waiting for the music to come to me, but it never did. I was so embarrassed.
> I was completely drunk the first time I had sex at 17 - it certainly wasn't romance and fireworks, that's for sure! It hurt like a mutherfucker, and I totally regretted it afterwards.
> My friend's dad once rented a wheel-chair at Disneyland during the 6th grade graduation trip, and I was one of the girls in the group who pretended to be "handicapped" so we could go to the front of the lines. The girls and I got busted. I was supposed to be one of the 6th grade grad speakers, but after this, I wasn't allowed to deliver the speech. I know, I know, this was all lame and not worth it.
> I've dated drug addicts, shoplifters, a sex offender/pervert, and emotional abusers. I've definitely been with the bottom of the barrel. Here's hoping my romantic future gets better...
> I am a criminal. I have a misdemeanor on my record. Ssshhh. I'm not telling why.
> I have yet to travel anywhere outside of the US (Mexico doesn't count, I practically live right next to Tijuana).
> There was one teacher in high school who actually made me cry in class - Mr. Enge, my 9th grade Geometry teacher. He was fucking AWFUL.
> I used to get in such verbal fights with 3 other girls in my 1st grade class that the teacher finally had enough and sent us all to the Vice Principal to solve them.
> When I was a kid, I used to think that "oral sex" meant talking about sex on the phone... you know, discussing sex orally, haha.
> A fucking car ran over my childhood dog (a cocker spaniel named Angel) and he died by the street. I cried for a week straight afterwards.
> I have a weird fascination with serial killers. I find them to be so interesting, in a perverse sort of way, of course. Ed Gein and Elizabeth Bathory strike me the most. They're so fucking horrifying.
> My first alcohol experience was with Bacardi 151. I threw up all night long, and had the worst hangover the next day. I still think Bacardi 151 is Hell in a bottle.
> I was so thin in junior high and the beginning of high school, that kids thought I was anorexic. I weighed about 100 lbs. at 5'6". I was never anorexic, just naturally thin. I've filled out more since then, thank god.
> I once walked in on my brother masturbating to cheesy porn on the computer, and that's something no one should ever have to experience.
> I once had sex with my high school boyfriend while my dad was in the next room, about 10 feet away. He could have walked in on us at any second. I was very quiet, and we totally got away with it. It was the biggest rush!
> The first thing I do in the morning before anything else is turn on the computer and go on SG. No joke. It's addictive, and a weakness.
> My first vibrator's name was Mr. Pokey. Yes. I'm serious.
> My current vibrator is big and blue. He has been dubbed "Mr. Blue Balls."
> I've gone bungy-jumping from 170 feet up in the air next to Circus, Circus in Las Vegas. Every second I thought I was going to die. Every minute of it is caught on tape... and no, I probably wouldn't do it again.
> I've never broken anything, never had surgery, never had any stitches, never had cavities. My dad also happens to be a dentist.
> I used to skip classes in high school to go with my "crew" to the beach. We made little bottle necklaces filled with beach sand as a reminder of our adventures. I still have mine hanging above my bed.
> I've played piano for 7 years, and I once completely forgot how to play a song at a recital. I just sat there, waiting for the music to come to me, but it never did. I was so embarrassed.
> I was completely drunk the first time I had sex at 17 - it certainly wasn't romance and fireworks, that's for sure! It hurt like a mutherfucker, and I totally regretted it afterwards.
> My friend's dad once rented a wheel-chair at Disneyland during the 6th grade graduation trip, and I was one of the girls in the group who pretended to be "handicapped" so we could go to the front of the lines. The girls and I got busted. I was supposed to be one of the 6th grade grad speakers, but after this, I wasn't allowed to deliver the speech. I know, I know, this was all lame and not worth it.
> I've dated drug addicts, shoplifters, a sex offender/pervert, and emotional abusers. I've definitely been with the bottom of the barrel. Here's hoping my romantic future gets better...
> I am a criminal. I have a misdemeanor on my record. Ssshhh. I'm not telling why.
> I have yet to travel anywhere outside of the US (Mexico doesn't count, I practically live right next to Tijuana).
> There was one teacher in high school who actually made me cry in class - Mr. Enge, my 9th grade Geometry teacher. He was fucking AWFUL.
> I used to get in such verbal fights with 3 other girls in my 1st grade class that the teacher finally had enough and sent us all to the Vice Principal to solve them.
> When I was a kid, I used to think that "oral sex" meant talking about sex on the phone... you know, discussing sex orally, haha.
> A fucking car ran over my childhood dog (a cocker spaniel named Angel) and he died by the street. I cried for a week straight afterwards.
> I have a weird fascination with serial killers. I find them to be so interesting, in a perverse sort of way, of course. Ed Gein and Elizabeth Bathory strike me the most. They're so fucking horrifying.
> My first alcohol experience was with Bacardi 151. I threw up all night long, and had the worst hangover the next day. I still think Bacardi 151 is Hell in a bottle.
> I was so thin in junior high and the beginning of high school, that kids thought I was anorexic. I weighed about 100 lbs. at 5'6". I was never anorexic, just naturally thin. I've filled out more since then, thank god.
> I once walked in on my brother masturbating to cheesy porn on the computer, and that's something no one should ever have to experience.
> I once had sex with my high school boyfriend while my dad was in the next room, about 10 feet away. He could have walked in on us at any second. I was very quiet, and we totally got away with it. It was the biggest rush!
> The first thing I do in the morning before anything else is turn on the computer and go on SG. No joke. It's addictive, and a weakness.
> My first vibrator's name was Mr. Pokey. Yes. I'm serious.
> My current vibrator is big and blue. He has been dubbed "Mr. Blue Balls."
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i once went bungy jumping over the beach in cabo san lucas, mexico at the same place that also successfully sold us small joints of weed. (also, the j was kind of backwards on the tower so it looked like it said "bungy lump")
i've been fortunate enough to see africa, brazil, and a lot of europe, including ireland, where i lived while working in a video store, a shopping mall selling christmas products, and a room service waiter
i also first had sex at seventeen (or possibly eighteen as it was right around my birthday) alcohol was involved, it too was slightly akward, but the girl actually ended up being my girlfriend for pretty much the next six years during which some interesting sexual encounters ensued (including a foursome with two of her friends) due to her being bisexual.
now the good stuff:
i had my heart broken almost two years ago (november '03) and have also been working in therapy on not giving myself over to relationships and thus have avoided not just relationships but ALL DATING AND CASUAL FEMALE CONTACT SINCE THEN.
i once got fired from a job because i failed a drug test (WEED)
i take several medications and they are NOT for diabetis or irritable mowel syndrome or heart disease or my penis or related to my non-existant sex-life
i broke my hand in fourth grade playing TWO HAND TOUCH football.
(thank you and good night.)
I live in University Heights (next to Hillcrest) btw. I have a friend who lives in OB, he has a band named DiveBomber and they play at Winston's pretty often. Have you heard of them?