Dude. 1 mg of Klonopin and one beer makes me feel drizzunk. Cheapest drunk ever. Now I'm gonna make me a sammich. 
Update:
Alas, for there shall be no sammich. Some has eaten all of my meats and cheeses. And for this, they must pay.
I cannot eat a spicy-mayo-sprout-tato-chip-hot-sauce sammich... Or can I?
Update:
Alas, for there shall be no sammich. Some has eaten all of my meats and cheeses. And for this, they must pay.
I cannot eat a spicy-mayo-sprout-tato-chip-hot-sauce sammich... Or can I?
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wickidklown3:
IF YOU HAVE INSTANT MESSENGER JUS TALK TO ME MY SCREEN NAME IS MARSHMELOWBUTTER
eurisko:
someone has eaten everything in my fridge also.