WTF? Somebody just actually e-mailed me back about a job. What gives?
It's not one of the ones I really want, but hell. I'll take anything. And then quit rudely when I find something better!
The job is...
I would get to be the evil photographer who travels around to different schools when classes start up, and takes horrible pictures of children that will emotionally scar them for the entire next year and beyond!
I will ensure that my lighting catches every zit, glares off of every pair of glasses, and emphasizes braces as much as possibly possible. And I will only release the shutter while they are sneezing!
Yes!
It's not one of the ones I really want, but hell. I'll take anything. And then quit rudely when I find something better!
The job is...
I would get to be the evil photographer who travels around to different schools when classes start up, and takes horrible pictures of children that will emotionally scar them for the entire next year and beyond!
I will ensure that my lighting catches every zit, glares off of every pair of glasses, and emphasizes braces as much as possibly possible. And I will only release the shutter while they are sneezing!
Yes!
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wickidklown3:
HAHAHAH WHOOOO HHOOOO YOU COMMENTED ON MY SHIT FOR SOME REASON YOUR FUCKIN COOL!
akathisia:
Oooohg scary. You have the power to make kids never want to show their yearbooks to people later in life! So do you plan on humiliating and terrifying the children by trying to re-comb their hair for them? One year in junior high i swear the photographer was either evil, bored, or OCD because he re-combed just about everybodys hair. Oh, or a hair fetishist. *Shudder*.