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Well, he's fine for the most part. He broke a few bones and has a really ugly laceration/swelling on his head... and he definitely fucked his back all up. But, they are running CAT scans and stuff to make sure his brain isn't hemorraging and then they'll release him.

My dad got into a terrible car accident today. They had to Trauma Hawk him in and at the moment, he's unconscious. They won't even let me in to see him... how fucked up is that? If you said "Pretty fucked up..." you're right.

Fuck them. I hate them. My dad could slip into a coma and I could never be able to talk to...
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I can`t walk. I mean, I can... but, goddamn, it hurts.

So, basically - the past two weeks have been a whirlwind of bullshit. Jerk and I finally broke up and I haven`t spoken to him since. But, since then... I`ve been spending a lot of time with this guy CH, who I swear to god is me in male form. Up until two nights...
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So, apparently... I'm in the "Fuck Someone" stage. Only last night did it actually happen. Up until then, if I got close with him... I always had to get up and I'd leave him high and dry. But, last night... it was just a whirlwind. It happened, and it was definitely the single most satisfying sexual encounter of my life.

It was passionate, and pleasurable,...
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Dear Loyal Readers,

I am in the worst stages of heartbreak.



Please forgive me for my absence.



Signed,


Camber

Ugh. I've been awake sing 8 a.m. scrubbing my house, attempting to get it up to the realtor's standards... fucking Nazi bitch.




This sucks.

So, today... I rear-ended this stupid motherfucker on the interstate. I was getting off on my exit and he cut me off and proceeded to slam on his brake's, followed by me slamming on my brakes and then slamming into his car. His Cherokee got one small scratch on his bumper and my ENTIRE front end is crunched it. It's ridiculous.

But, still technically -...
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DOES IT EVER FUCKING END?

Best weekend ever. I love my friends. I love life. This is so fantastic. I got a check from UF today, some kind of refund, and all my gay little debt is paid offff! My last day of work in WPB is Tuesday, and I'm going back to Gainesville on Wednesday/Thursday. I love that place. Seriously.



GREAT WEEKEND!


I hope everyone else had a fantastic...
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Okay. I figured I should address this issue since FuzzyDice brought it up. The court issued me a two month continuance... allowing me to have more time to work and make the money to pay for my ticket. And, about two days before I was going to send the check in, my car pretty much blew up. Not as in bang, boom, and fire and...
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