DUDE! Have you seen that episode of "Friends" where Joey finds his hand twin? I found my titty twin! Julie!!! Hers are slightly bigger, but Jesus Christ! Nipple-to-boob ratio is the same...Everything! Crazy. Go look at her boobs and tell me what you think.
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I did something weird today. I wrote a personal ad for my step-dad. It's about time he took some initiative, though! Good for him. We'll see how it pans out.
The chicks will have to endure an extensive screening process through me.
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I went to Jack in the Box. The dude forgot to put sweetener in the bag. WEAK!
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Brad Pitt with long hair in "Interview with the Vampire":
Is it wrong that I get completely turned on when Tom Cruise sucks on Brad Pitt's neck?
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I've got an incubus song stuck in my head. "Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)" is really jazzy/funky/awesome.
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SKEET SKEET SKEET:
PEACE OUT, SUCKAS!
A lot of girls like to put "random facts" about themselves at the end of their journals. So, uh...here's a random fact about me:
According to my mother, I was the ugliest baby in the history of all of mankind. Hairy and such. Niiice.
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I did something weird today. I wrote a personal ad for my step-dad. It's about time he took some initiative, though! Good for him. We'll see how it pans out.
The chicks will have to endure an extensive screening process through me.
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I went to Jack in the Box. The dude forgot to put sweetener in the bag. WEAK!
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Brad Pitt with long hair in "Interview with the Vampire":
Is it wrong that I get completely turned on when Tom Cruise sucks on Brad Pitt's neck?
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I've got an incubus song stuck in my head. "Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)" is really jazzy/funky/awesome.
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SKEET SKEET SKEET:
PEACE OUT, SUCKAS!
A lot of girls like to put "random facts" about themselves at the end of their journals. So, uh...here's a random fact about me:
According to my mother, I was the ugliest baby in the history of all of mankind. Hairy and such. Niiice.
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I do live in San Diego, South Mission Beach to be exact. I actually used to work in Escondido but my internship just ended. Since my roomie and I just got evicted, I will be moving soon, but probably stay central. Beach rent is expensive! Especially when I barely make it out there....(the tourists bother me)
We both have flowers on our right hips....I will soon be adding some thorny vines on my left side, I can't wait.
I have a lot of free time now that my internship has ended....hit me up sometime if you wanna chill
Julie may have your tits, but she doesn't have your beauty.
Have fun sucking neck...