This is what Thanksgiving dinner looked like:
I have entitled this picture "martinelli'sXcore - straight-edge Thanksgiving":
It was fan-fucking-tastic. All in all, the gravy was the best. I boiled the giblets (heart, liver, neck, etc) to make the broth. After draining the broth into the roux, I chopped up the giblets and added them to the gravy (minus neck vertabrae, of course.)
The gravy was so thick, it could have been a meal unto itself. It was delicious.
I'd like to brag about how gravy is a fine art, and how difficult it is and blah, blah, blah...But it's pretty god-damned simple.
So, there's a report on "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" on how many people would be unable to receive medication through a shot in the ass because their ass is too fat. The study was conducted in Ireland, strangely enough, so I can't even imagine how horrendous the results would have been if it had been conducted here.
You can read about it here.
I have somehow managed to lose both my driver's license and my debit card. I'm pretty happy that I got my passport recently, because otherwise I wouldn't have any form of I.D. Meh.
I went to the bank yesterday. Should get my debit card soon.
Went to the DMV today. Twenty fucking dollars for a new license?! Dude. It's a laminated piece of paper. Fuck. Irresponsibility is expensive.
*RANDOM FAMILY GUY MOMENT*
Arab Father: No more balloon for you! I'm sick of you tooling around the village in it, honking at the girls, blasting your 1980s American rock music that we got here last week.
Son: But, Father...
Father: Go to your palace!
Brian: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stewie: Yeah, just wait until they have to suffer through Jesus Jones! Pee-yoo!
You wish you could do this, sucka:
The ladies love it.
This is my playlist, right this very moment:
David Bowie - "Let's Dance" The Police - "Walking on the Moon" Depeche Mode - "Enjoy the Silence" Cyndi Lauper - "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" The Cure - "Love Cats" Dramarama - "Anything, Anything" The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Rich" Tommy Tutone - "867-5309 (Jenny)" The Killers - "Somebody Told Me (Josh Harris Remix)" Echo & the Bunnymen - "Lips Like Sugar" Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody" Ministry - "Revenge" Human League - "Don't You Want Me" The White Stripes - "The Hardest Button to Button" Toni Basil - "Mickey" Soft Cell - "Tainted Love" Mazzy Star - "Fade Into You" The Police - "Roxanne" Danzig - "Mother" Depeche Mode - "Just Can't Get Enough" Jeff Buckley - "Hallelujah" New Order - "Bizarre Love Triangle" Weezer - "Buddy Holly"
I'm in a bit of an 80s funk...
I felt inspired (for whatever reason) to do some pin-up shit yesterday. It's a set of three, the theme is "getting ready for my date with myself." (Yes, I take myself out on dates. Who better to try to impress than myself?)
The styles are all different...Unintentionally. Here are the results:
Plain
Halftone
(Truly a look of cluelessness. Like I'm supposed to know how to put on make-up?)
Blatant Elvgren rip-off
I was walking down the street today (collecting from my ho's), and some lady stopped me on the sidewalk.
"Would you like to read this?" she asked, handing me a pamphlet. "It's about the Bible."
"I'm an atheist," I smiled.
"Oh."
"I appreciate the sentiment, but yeah..."
"Well, I'm sorry to hear that."
"I'm doing just fine, thank you."
What a cunt, huh? I was completely well-mannered, I even thanked her! Nope...She decided the good Lord would approve of her looking down her nose at me.
That's something I can't understand about the religious right. Christianity is supposed to be a religion of love, understanding, acceptance, peace, etc. Yet, many of the Christ's followers are intolerant, ignorant bigots. If anyone is going to "hell", it will be those people.
I can't understand how people allow themselves to be separate from people of other faith, let alone the rest of the world. You would think, due to common sense, that people would be united in their joint belief in a higher power. You would think these people would seek strength in each other, swap philosophies in group discussions, SOMETHING!
No...no. We kill each other. We bomb one another's cities, strap bombs to ourselves, follow a complete idiot mindlessly and without question into a pointless "war" against the defenseless.
Even as an atheist, I agree with my mother's saying:
"Many paths, one destination."
Why should we feud our whole lives over something that is not certain until our passing?
The world is a sick, fucked up place. Religion should be making it better. It is only making it worse.
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I have entitled this picture "martinelli'sXcore - straight-edge Thanksgiving":
It was fan-fucking-tastic. All in all, the gravy was the best. I boiled the giblets (heart, liver, neck, etc) to make the broth. After draining the broth into the roux, I chopped up the giblets and added them to the gravy (minus neck vertabrae, of course.)
The gravy was so thick, it could have been a meal unto itself. It was delicious.
I'd like to brag about how gravy is a fine art, and how difficult it is and blah, blah, blah...But it's pretty god-damned simple.
So, there's a report on "Countdown with Keith Olbermann" on how many people would be unable to receive medication through a shot in the ass because their ass is too fat. The study was conducted in Ireland, strangely enough, so I can't even imagine how horrendous the results would have been if it had been conducted here.
You can read about it here.
I have somehow managed to lose both my driver's license and my debit card. I'm pretty happy that I got my passport recently, because otherwise I wouldn't have any form of I.D. Meh.
I went to the bank yesterday. Should get my debit card soon.
Went to the DMV today. Twenty fucking dollars for a new license?! Dude. It's a laminated piece of paper. Fuck. Irresponsibility is expensive.
*RANDOM FAMILY GUY MOMENT*
Arab Father: No more balloon for you! I'm sick of you tooling around the village in it, honking at the girls, blasting your 1980s American rock music that we got here last week.
Son: But, Father...
Father: Go to your palace!
Brian: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Stewie: Yeah, just wait until they have to suffer through Jesus Jones! Pee-yoo!
You wish you could do this, sucka:
The ladies love it.
This is my playlist, right this very moment:
David Bowie - "Let's Dance" The Police - "Walking on the Moon" Depeche Mode - "Enjoy the Silence" Cyndi Lauper - "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" The Cure - "Love Cats" Dramarama - "Anything, Anything" The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - "Rich" Tommy Tutone - "867-5309 (Jenny)" The Killers - "Somebody Told Me (Josh Harris Remix)" Echo & the Bunnymen - "Lips Like Sugar" Queen - "Bohemian Rhapsody" Ministry - "Revenge" Human League - "Don't You Want Me" The White Stripes - "The Hardest Button to Button" Toni Basil - "Mickey" Soft Cell - "Tainted Love" Mazzy Star - "Fade Into You" The Police - "Roxanne" Danzig - "Mother" Depeche Mode - "Just Can't Get Enough" Jeff Buckley - "Hallelujah" New Order - "Bizarre Love Triangle" Weezer - "Buddy Holly"
I'm in a bit of an 80s funk...
I felt inspired (for whatever reason) to do some pin-up shit yesterday. It's a set of three, the theme is "getting ready for my date with myself." (Yes, I take myself out on dates. Who better to try to impress than myself?)
The styles are all different...Unintentionally. Here are the results:
Plain
Halftone
(Truly a look of cluelessness. Like I'm supposed to know how to put on make-up?)
Blatant Elvgren rip-off
I was walking down the street today (collecting from my ho's), and some lady stopped me on the sidewalk.
"Would you like to read this?" she asked, handing me a pamphlet. "It's about the Bible."
"I'm an atheist," I smiled.
"Oh."
"I appreciate the sentiment, but yeah..."
"Well, I'm sorry to hear that."
"I'm doing just fine, thank you."
What a cunt, huh? I was completely well-mannered, I even thanked her! Nope...She decided the good Lord would approve of her looking down her nose at me.
That's something I can't understand about the religious right. Christianity is supposed to be a religion of love, understanding, acceptance, peace, etc. Yet, many of the Christ's followers are intolerant, ignorant bigots. If anyone is going to "hell", it will be those people.
I can't understand how people allow themselves to be separate from people of other faith, let alone the rest of the world. You would think, due to common sense, that people would be united in their joint belief in a higher power. You would think these people would seek strength in each other, swap philosophies in group discussions, SOMETHING!
No...no. We kill each other. We bomb one another's cities, strap bombs to ourselves, follow a complete idiot mindlessly and without question into a pointless "war" against the defenseless.
Even as an atheist, I agree with my mother's saying:
"Many paths, one destination."
Why should we feud our whole lives over something that is not certain until our passing?
The world is a sick, fucked up place. Religion should be making it better. It is only making it worse.
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