calypso

Okay, ladies and gentlemen. This is why you shouldn't pick your nose:


Yesterday it was my left nostril...today it was the right. I'm pretty sure I'm dying. It bled for, like, a fuckin' hour. And then I had nasty, bloody phlegm sliding down my throat.

However, I have good news...


Booty!

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I'm watching "Maury" and girrrrrl...this shit is whack. This bitch done cheated on Deanthony with his best friend! She's 7 months pregnant, and she don't even know who the damn daddy is!!! Fuuuuck.

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Time for some Lunchables.