What's up, chumps and chumpettes. I'm preparing to depart for New York for the sake of hostile cleric takeover in a small town in Long Island. By that, I mean that my oft-infuriating band, cleric, is playing a show on Sunday at a small club in Lynbrook, NY. If anyone happens to live around there, please come on out. Sunday night, 6:00, $6 bucks, all ages. FUCK YEAH!!!!
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happy freakin' birthday!
on this, your special day, i wish that a seriously hot woman that you've never met before walks directly up to you and asks you to fuck her.
happy birthday, and may all your dreams come true!