calculon3000

The time is upon us... I present to you the barelip! Unseen for nigh on three and a half years, this mythical beast is rumored to have existed until the summer of 2003 when it went into an unusually long hibernation. Even now, it is nearly impossible to find it in its pure form but I have documented here photos of its natural habitat only days after a fresh shave. Feast your eyes and beware. It's a shocker.
Now, let's get some feedback. Note the before picture located above.

P.S.-The cleric record is nearly finished and we are now officially listed on Sound Devastation Records' website. Also, I got work doing graphic design that should land me a cool G or 2. So, in other words, the mustache was a horrible parasite sucking away my life force and warding off all beautiful women. R.I.P. you dirty bastard!!!